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#153760 - 05/01/07 03:40 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: pain4ever]
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126. The later your dad comes in from work, means he has been drinking while you were worried to death.
You immediately know he will rub his stubble hard into your cheeks while smelling like a brewery.


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#153765 - 05/01/07 04:13 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: WalkingSouth]
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127. Never be the smallest kid in any game requiring physical contact.

128. If one is the smallest kid in a game requiring physical contact, use one's speed to best advantage.

129. If one is the smallest kid in a game requiring physical contact, and one has no speed, one should ask to referee.

130. If one is the smallest kid in a game requiring physical contact, and one has no speed, and one has been told he cannot referee, one should get "hurt" at the earliest opportunity to avoid real injury.

131. When in doubt, run away.


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#153766 - 05/01/07 04:16 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Dewey2k]
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132. Tooth and nail isn't just a cliche. It is life.

133. When running away and one is caught, all bets are off, and no target is off limits. However, one should choose carefully. Certain targets incite a vendetta.







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#153769 - 05/01/07 04:19 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Dewey2k]
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131. When in doubt, run away.


At least I taught myself to run like the wind,

ste

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#153776 - 05/01/07 04:51 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: reality2k4]
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134. When one is small, the term "Be the ball" takes on new meaning.


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#153777 - 05/01/07 04:52 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Dewey2k]
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135. When one is the ball, see rule 130.


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#153794 - 05/01/07 06:15 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Dewey2k]
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Back to geese:

136. A goose is as dumb as a cabbage, but it can remember which boy had the BB gun.

137. A goose will wait in ambush for a boy for hours.

138. Yes, it is possible for an American boy to dream of roast goose for Christmas dinner.

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#153814 - 05/01/07 08:10 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
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Quote:
Quote:
Originally Posted By: Robbie Brown
102. Some things ought not be poked with a stick.


Originally posted by: roadrunner
108. These things will ALWAYS get poked with a stick.


139. Those things that do get poked with a stick will ALWAYS spit at you and you'd damn well better have your eyes shut when the spit starts flying otherwise you'll have an itchy eye for days and days!



Edited by walkingsouth (05/01/07 08:13 PM)
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#153817 - 05/01/07 08:15 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: WalkingSouth]
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From my son's current experience via Lorie's IM to me:

140. He was "tooting" in the bathroom and admiring his work...
Moms don't necessarily appreciate the smell of fine fart

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#153835 - 05/01/07 09:46 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Still]
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Stolen cans of Dad's beer go SO rancid left out in the woods for a year.

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