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#154873 - 05/07/07 11:58 AM Things my mother taught me
pietie Offline
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Registered: 01/23/07
Posts: 326
Loc: South Africa
My mother taught me a lot.

1. She taught me about religion:
"You better pray this stay comes out"

2. She taught me about time travel:
" Ill hit you into next week if you do that again"

3. She taught me logics
"Because I say so, thats why"

4. She taught me about being prepared:
"Put on clean underware for in case you are in an accident"

5. She taught me about irony:
"Keep on laughin and I ll give you somethin to cry about"

6. She taught me about osmoses:
"Close your mouth and eat your food"

7. She taught me about perseverance:
"You'll stay there until you finish your spinach"

8. She taught me about exhaduration:
"I told you a thousand times not to exhadurate"

9. She taught me about jealousy:
"There is a thousand children on the street that would give anything to have parents like you"

10. She taught me about the whether:
"It looks like a tornado hit your room"

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#154906 - 05/07/07 07:36 PM Re: Things my mother taught me [Re: pietie]
roadrunner Offline
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Registered: 05/02/05
Posts: 22045
Loc: Carlisle, PA
Tjaart,

My choicest example of this stuff is from my grandmother: "Larry, all fornicators go directly to hell." I told her okay and went running for my dictionary to see what a "fornicator" is.....sigh.

Much love,
Larry

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Nobody living can ever stop me
As I go walking my freedom highway.
Nobody living can make me turn back:
This land was made for you and me.
(Woody Guthrie)

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#154921 - 05/07/07 08:35 PM Re: Things my mother taught me [Re: roadrunner]
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Registered: 09/12/04
Posts: 11111
Loc: Denver, CO
Tjaart,

I can't print here what my mother taught me. But I love that list you shared. \:\)

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List of things ain't nobody got time for:

1. That


If I could meet myself as a boy...

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#154950 - 05/07/07 11:03 PM Re: Things my mother taught me [Re: FormerTexan]
EGL Offline
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Registered: 06/19/04
Posts: 7821
I'm guessing you want to keep this thread upbeat, so like Andy, I won't post what my mother taught me. But I like your list!

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