115. Never let go of the bar on the mousetrap before it is really set!
116. Tearing your pants while climbing a tree in your church clothes doesn't get you out of going to church.
117. The turtle you caught in the creek and were keeping in a bucket can make it back to the creek before you if your little brother gives it a two-hour head start.
Edited by Chain Breaker (05/01/07 03:03 PM)
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