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#154062 - 05/02/07 11:21 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: mogigo]
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Mogigo, it took me a lot visits to my Grandparents to realize he already had the quarter in his hand BEFORE he pulled it out of my ear... Sheeesh...that man could make magic with a fishing pole...

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#154148 - 05/03/07 12:23 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: mogigo]
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175. Never swim in a murky river....leeches are hard to remove from your privates!

176. Catching crayfish with just a string and hotdogs is fun but keep all protruding appendages away!

177. 30 crayfish in a 10 gallon fish tank don't live long.

178. 30 dead crayfish in a 10 gallon fishtank can be smelled from 3 houses down a week later.

179. Girl's scream and run away really fast when you come at them with a live crayfish.

180. The reaction doesn't change when its dead.

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#154151 - 05/03/07 12:33 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: pain4ever]
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181. Never listen to your sister when boating and they tell you to jump off and see how deep it is!

182. Big turtles can bite HARD!

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#154156 - 05/03/07 12:45 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: pain4ever]
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183. Freckles are ugly when your a kid.

184. Freckles are still ugly when your a teen even though the girls don't think so.

185. Freckles do not come about by "falling asleep under the freckle tree".

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#154157 - 05/03/07 12:46 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: mogigo]
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186. Lemon juice does not make freckles go away.

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#154158 - 05/03/07 12:49 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: mogigo]
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187. Sand paper will not make a birthmark go away no matter how hard you try. (or how much pain you endure)

188. Indian burns done by an experienced bully can last for days.

189. Never under and circumstances say "Well that was stupid" to your father.

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#154159 - 05/03/07 12:57 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: pain4ever]
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190. No matter how funny you think it is, never find the circuit breaker for the bathroom and turn it off to get your teenage sister out long enough to lock yourself in so you can go to the bathroom. Just go behind the garage...its much less painful.

191. Don't let your Mom catch you peeing in the kitchen sink cause its too cold to go behind the garage.

Okay done for today.

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#154184 - 05/03/07 03:35 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: pain4ever]
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192. Safe skinny-dipping feels fkg GREAT!

193. If you get a chance to join a punk band...do it! Its fkg GREAT!

194. If you want a mohawk haircut...get it while you are young enough for it to not matter...its fkg GREAT!

195. If you can do it...build a bike-jump leading into the water! Get AIR under you! Its fkg GREAT!

196. Lots of time in the forest can fix a LOT of hurt soul.

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#154188 - 05/03/07 04:21 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: mogigo]
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Originally Posted By: mogigo
185. Freckles do not come about by "falling asleep under the freckle tree".


Or from standing behind a screen door when someone threw a bucket of shit through it, as my wife claims.

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#154189 - 05/03/07 04:22 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Nobbynobs]
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197. Your parents knew why you were spending 45 minutes in the bathroom.

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