153. Girls really don't like it when you suck up to their father.

154. If your girlfriend's parents really like you, she'll probably dump you.

155. There is a reason why the bad boys get all the girls.

156. Underwear straps are incredibly strong, and will easily support the weight of a mid-sized boy.

157. It isn't a real wedgie unless the other guy's feet leave the floor.

For the older boys....

158. A real car will not survive a "Dukes of Hazzard" jump move.

159. Wrecking your car a month after getting your lisence while trying to do a dukes of hazzard move will cause a world of hurt.

160. Always check whats in the glass on the counter before drinking it. Bacon grease is disgusting!!!

161. Boys discover that when board in religious class don't put your finger in that small round whole at the bottom of the desk. Even through the finger can go in it may not come out. God may be mad that you aren't listening next thing you know you and the desk are walking down the hall together to the broiler room.

162. If you took her on the hayride in November, ignored her after that, and now it's June and you're taking her to the ninth grade dance, she's going to wonder why you think you're going steady with her.

163. There is no end to the embarrassing, geeky, or otherwise inadequate things a boy can discover about his own body. Open changing rooms and communal showers are there to make sure he remembers this.

164. Girls get really mad if you break up with them right before Christmas or Valentines Day.

165. When you have a zit on your face that looks like Mt. Vesuvius, you will think that everyone you see is watching you to see it blow.

166. Pouring gasoline on a campfire from a gas can to perk up the fire is not a good idea. Especially when you're leaning over it while you do it. (*Luckily, only singed eyebrows*)

167. Freeing minnows by tossing them in the lake from your boat will really piss your old man off.

168. Frito pie from the school cafeteria can actually be good.

169. Those huge cardboard boxes that refridgerators come in makes really neat tanks to roll around the yard in.

170. Your mom will like it if you tell her that she looks like a queen when she has her fake diamond necklace on.

171. Little kids can fall out of windows if they lean backwards - screens won't stop you.

Eddie,



Hey, did you ever catch a fish, scale it, and then repent and throw it back, and then wonder why it doesn't just swim away?

172. The dog can hear the "come home bell" a lot farther away than you can. Always take the dog with you when you go exploring.

173. When your Grandfather says "you don't really want to try Uncle Charlie's snuff", you ought to believe him.

174. When your Grandfather tells you there is unlimited supply of quarters behind your ear (and shows you some) don't believe him.

174. When your Grandfather tells you there is unlimited supply of quarters behind your ear (and shows you some) don't believe him.

Love it, My grandfather said he had a money tree, it was the source of dreams for me forever and ever. I must of asked him a million times to show me where it was.