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#153905 - 05/02/07 08:03 AM Things girls discover ...........
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1. Never swim in a two-piece ..... boys pull the bottoms down and laugh

2. Never swim in a two-piece .... the bottom comes down anyway when you dive in

3. Never swim in anything yellow or white .... then there's no need for anything to fall anywhere, cos the world can see everything anyway

4. My breasts are gonna grow HOW BIG???

5. I'm going to bleed WHERE????

6. Having your hair cut to match the latest trend doesn't suit you - too late after having waist length hair chopped to an 'elfin' crop

7. Crying doesn't help grow your hair back

8. Boys to the age of about 10 want to show you slimey, jumpy things (probably already poked by a stick).

9. Teaching your pony to stand on its hind legs is good for impressing boys

10. Falling off said pony isn't


More later
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#153923 - 05/02/07 09:32 AM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: soapy bubbles]
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11. Do I need a bra?
~I wonder whether someone will tell me when I should get a bra?
~I'm not going to be the first one in my class to get a bra, that's for sure
~I'm not going to be the last one in my class to get a bra, that's for sure
~oh my God, how will I know if I need a bra?
~I'm going to buy one anyway
~No I'm not
~Yes I am, better safe than sorry
~I wonder whether anyone will notice I'm wearing a bra?

12. I hate boys. Don't they know how much I hate having my bra strap pinged?



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#153925 - 05/02/07 09:47 AM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: soapy bubbles]
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13. When your parents tell you your kitten's got lost, what they really mean is it's been run over.

14. When you knock on neighbours' doors and ask if they've seen your lost kitten, put posters up all round the area and cry all night, your parents will still think it's better than telling you it's been run over.

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#153926 - 05/02/07 09:49 AM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: soapy bubbles]
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15. making mud pies is fun

16. dressing your cat up in dolls clothes and making him sit in a toy pram to be pushed around the garden is fun.

17. it's not fun when your sister cuts all the hair off your best doll

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#153927 - 05/02/07 09:49 AM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: soapy bubbles]
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i'm going to shut up now and let someone else have a go!

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#153939 - 05/02/07 11:05 AM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: soapy bubbles]
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These are great, SB. Thanks for starting this.

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#153940 - 05/02/07 11:06 AM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: soapy bubbles]
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SB,

Thanks for sharing the other side of the coin with us. I wondered at times how this topic worked for the girls. \:\)

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#153944 - 05/02/07 11:54 AM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: FormerTexan]
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18. Boys don't like being shorter that you
19. Boys don't like it when you beat them arm wrestling
20. Boys think it is cool when you pick up a frog


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#153946 - 05/02/07 11:57 AM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: healingpartner]
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21. Once you pass puberty, you can make boys do really stupid things

22. I apparently had 2 sets of eyes for a while...at least when talking to boys who wouldn't look me in the one set even when I asked

23. Bad boys are fun...for a while


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#153947 - 05/02/07 11:59 AM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: healingpartner]
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24. Once you can go into a bar, you can make boys do even dumber things and spend their money


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#153948 - 05/02/07 12:06 PM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: healingpartner]
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25. Cute shoes HURT
26. Hair can defy gravity
27. burning hair smells really bad
28. Just cause it looks good on tv, doesn't mean it will look good on you
29. Models are not real people. and they are stupid


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#153949 - 05/02/07 12:28 PM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: healingpartner]
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OK...

19. Boys don't like it when you beat them arm wrestling

Excuse ME?? She's not talking about ME guys!!!K?


21. Once you pass puberty, you can make boys do really stupid things.


yeah...but what stupid things have I done lately???


24. Once you can go into a bar, you can make boys do even dumber things and spend their money.


It was that ONE TIME!!! And they were never able to prove what exactly caused the explosion or that stupid bouncer to cry. There was never any real evidence anyway...(according to Boston Police).

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#153953 - 05/02/07 01:02 PM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: Still]
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30. If you have a male gym teacher, 'girl problems' can get you out of anything

31. boys respect a girl that can throw a tight spiral with a football

32. If you hear a boy say, hey watch this...stay it will be worth it

33. For halloween, don't use red lipstick or green eyeshadow to color your face. It doesn't come off as easily as you think

34. Lipstick melts.

Ok, I'll stop for a while. As you can tell, I was quite the tomboy

This is fun


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#153961 - 05/02/07 02:02 PM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: healingpartner]
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21. Once you pass puberty, you can make boys do really stupid things.


ROFL...at #21...so true! Its great to see the girls side! They worry about a whole different class of things!!

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#153966 - 05/02/07 02:38 PM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: healingpartner]
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This is so cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope other partners get in on this. I am having so much fun reading all these.

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#153983 - 05/02/07 03:49 PM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: roadrunner]
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35. It’s fun to have a gooey egg mixture to throw around on mischief night;

36. It’s even funnier to throw it at the boys

37. It is NOT funny when the boys throw it back and it lands in your long hair

38. Mom will think it’s even more un-funny when she tries to wash it out

39. Dad has no sense of humor at all and swears you will never date any of these rotten boys when you get older

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#153984 - 05/02/07 03:56 PM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: Trish4850]
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40. Girls love popping tar bubbles and then painting their nails black

41 Who says dandalions don't make a beautiful bouquet of flowers?

42. And one tucked behind the ear is just the cat's meow!

43. Never refer to your mother when speaking to friends as "she" For some reason, Moms don't take that very well.



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#153989 - 05/02/07 04:37 PM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: Trish4850]
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44. You really should not encourage your 4 year old sister to pick up where Mom left off painting the bedroom

45. No matter what you say, when Mom sees her painting more of herself than the walls, you're in trouble, especially when she starts to cry cause Mom screamed so loud

46. Little sisters are rotten little snitches

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#153990 - 05/02/07 04:43 PM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: healingpartner]
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8. Boys to the age of about 10 want to show you slimey, jumpy things (probably already poked by a stick).


That was me all over, and mud was my favorite environment outside of ice cream, candy floss, and any sticky mess.

At 8yo I remember telling a girl that if a buttercup shone yellow under her chin, it meant she had to kiss me
It did, and they mostly ran away.

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#154002 - 05/02/07 06:32 PM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: healingpartner]
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"23. Bad boys are fun...for a while"

Wait.......................WHAT??


was the emphasis on the "ARE" or on the "FUN"

\:\(

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#154006 - 05/02/07 06:54 PM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: Still]
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A few from jr high....

47. If your jeans are tight enough, they will leave a fabric imprint on your legs and the blue dye will transfer

48. A wire hanger works when the zipper won't go up on said jeans

49. Tight jeans hurt

50. School issue swimsuits are gross and unflattering


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#154007 - 05/02/07 06:57 PM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: healingpartner]
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And Rob, you are the only bad boy for me! and a while is a lifetime!


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#154011 - 05/02/07 07:21 PM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: healingpartner]
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31. boys respect a girl that can throw a tight spiral with a football.


OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! I remember that. That is sooooooo true!!!! lol

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#154030 - 05/02/07 08:30 PM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: healingpartner]
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Originally Posted By: healingpartner
A few from jr high....

47. If your jeans are tight enough, they will leave a fabric imprint on your legs and the blue dye will transfer

48. A wire hanger works when the zipper won't go up on said jeans

49. Tight jeans hurt

50. School issue swimsuits are gross and unflattering


49 1/2. Your father was absolutely right about what boys think when they see you in tight jeans.

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#154046 - 05/02/07 09:28 PM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: Nobbynobs]
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49 3/4. Good one Nobs!

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#154057 - 05/02/07 10:44 PM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: WalkingSouth]
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51. At 9, girls will pay 5 cents to have their nails painted.
52. Once their parents see it, they will pay 10 cents to have it removed.
53. Stepping on boards with nails in them should be avoided the day before a tap dance recital.
54. A mom can run really, really fast if you chase her with a frog.
55. A mom will never, ever think it's funny to be chased with a frog. Not even 35 years later.
56. It's nice to wake up to the sound of Big Wheels on a sidewalk.
57. Patent leather shoes are stupid.
58. At 16, boys don't like it if you beat them at any sort of race.
59. A dead guinea pig cannot be saved with CPR.

60. That's why we wear tight jeans.

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#154088 - 05/03/07 05:03 AM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: selene]
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61. Tight jeans required at least an hour sitting in a cold bath wearing them to make them 'shrink to fit'
62. The mullet was never flattering and never will be
63. If you end up with the bench nearest the door in the school showers, some bitch will throw your clothes out into the corridor
64. Boys know about this charming trick and sit in the corridor waiting for you to retrieve your clothes
65. Boys were able to wear gym shorts, girls had gym knickers
66. Gym was hell on earth
67. Behind the gym is a good place to smoke

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#154089 - 05/03/07 05:09 AM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: soapy bubbles]
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68. Commercials lie - at certain times of the month, you CANNOT swim, fly, cycle etc in white trousers

69. Boys: "why do you always carry a handbag? You don't see boys carrying their worldly goods around with them"
Because boys don't have spare knickers, sanitary wear and all the other 'just in case' things girls need.

70. Way back in the day, sanitary wear was AWFUL - plastic strips in your underwear (rustles when you walk), thick towels (can everyone see it through my trousers?), belts and loops (don't even ask, that was a real horror), leakages, overspill, unpredicatable cycles ............ the awfulness of puberty just goes on and on!

71. Boys like lifting girls skirts up

72. Girls DO NOT think it's funny (see 70 above!)

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#154090 - 05/03/07 05:12 AM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: soapy bubbles]
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73. When a boy says he loves you, he probably doesn't.
74. When you have sex with a boy because he says he loves you, he probably doesn't.
75. Boys tell their friends
76. Boys are called players, girls are called sluts

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#154091 - 05/03/07 05:15 AM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: soapy bubbles]
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77. Finding cat poo in a plant pot in the bathroom isn't nice
78. Not wanting the cat to get into trouble is good.
79. Getting a spoon and throwing the cat poo out of the window into the garden probably isn't a good idea because ....
80. It could land in washing and
81. Parents think it's odd when you start refusing to eat with a spoon

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#154092 - 05/03/07 05:21 AM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: soapy bubbles]
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82. Suspender belts and stockings are uncomfortable and unreliable
83. Tights were a great invention
84. Suspender belts are still uncomfortable and unreliable, but we suffer in our bid to woo a man
85. A woman in suspenders and stockings can get anything she wants

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#154096 - 05/03/07 06:08 AM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: soapy bubbles]
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Thanks so much For This Insight..............To Help Me Realize..........Everyone.........Male or Female..........Has Fears........Triumphs............Feelings..........Thatb All Childern Are In Fact Real People....................Steve


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#154110 - 05/03/07 07:37 AM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: sabata]
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86. Thong underwear is just wrong
87. spilled perfume takes the finish off furniture
88. nail polish does not come off furniture or carpet
89. If you do your nails at night, you will get sheet prints
90. Sheet prints suck


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#154112 - 05/03/07 07:47 AM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: healingpartner]
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91. When your 'friend' arrives for the first time, your mother will feel the need to tell everyone within earshot. For me, it was Thanksgiving day...the whole family got to hear her proclaim that her little girl was now a woman. I wanted to die


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#154121 - 05/03/07 08:17 AM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: healingpartner]
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92. Boys really did think you were washing your hair or had to clean your room.

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#154123 - 05/03/07 08:18 AM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: healingpartner]
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92. Boys really did think you were washing your hair or had to clean your room.

93. ...and they thought you really meant it when you said "can't we just be friends?"

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#154125 - 05/03/07 08:26 AM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: Nobbynobs]
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87. spilled perfume takes the finish off furniture

wasn't ME OK !



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#154126 - 05/03/07 08:35 AM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: Still]
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94. It is much more important to look good than be comfortable
95. stilletos hurt, but are worth it
96. in jr high, an hour is a reasonable amount of time to spend on hair


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#154129 - 05/03/07 09:12 AM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: healingpartner]
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97. Just because a perm is the "in" thing to do, doesn't mean you should

98. Curling irons will burn you hair if not used properly

99. Curling irons hurt like hell when they touch your skin.

100. A curling iron will touch your skin at least once a week.

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#154130 - 05/03/07 09:19 AM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: Trish4850]
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101. Big sisters always have to take their little sisters with them
102. Little sisters will blackmail big sisters to keep quiet in front of her friends
103. Even if little sisters commit the crime, big sister will get the blame for not stopping her
104. If big sisters try to stop little sisters from doing wrong, they will get told off for being bossy

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#154131 - 05/03/07 09:20 AM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: soapy bubbles]
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105. Household bleach is not good for your hair and your parents will not allow a 12 year old out of the house with pure white hair and bloodshot eyes

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#154141 - 05/03/07 11:10 AM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: soapy bubbles]
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106. If you try to bleach your own jeans, don't use straight bleach. And don't leave them in for long. they will disinigrate


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#154205 - 05/03/07 06:57 PM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: healingpartner]
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107. 10 years old - even though you have your "friend" it's still OK to kiss your father goodnight - you won't get pregnant.

(Yes guys, us girls were just as clueless)

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108. Check your bikini top before you get up on the diving board at the pool and notice a half dozen wide-eyed, mouth gaping 10-12 year old boys looking at you in shock. And thank your friend for yelling out to you when she notices at the exact same moment that your boobs are no longer where they should be.

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#154291 - 05/04/07 06:04 AM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: EGL]
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109. Your mother attempts to tell you the facts of life: 'A man puts his seed into the lady so that it can fertilize her eggs'
Clueless 11 year old: How does the seed get into the lady?
Mother: '(laughing) you do say the funniest things'
Clueless 11 year old is now a muddled clueless 11 year old who now thinks that the seed somehow comes out of the man and slides across the bed and into the woman.

110. In the same conversation, the mother explains periods to the clueless 11 year old: 'You will bleed. This is where the lining of the womb comes away so that it can be replaced with a nice fresh one for the new eggs to grow in'
Clueless 11 year old: What? It comes out of me? I'm going to bleed? Yuck
Mother: '(laughing), yes but it's ok it doesn't hurt'
Clueless 11 year old spends the next year waiting for her stomach to split open

111. When clueless 12 year old gets her first period, she thinks her insides are falling out and that she's going to die.

The really odd thing is .... that particular mother is a nurse!

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#154292 - 05/04/07 06:06 AM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: soapy bubbles]
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112. Trousers will always split at the most embarrassing moment

113. Goldfish will die if you clean their tank out with Fairy Liquid.

114. Hamsters will die if you hold them too tightly - even if it is out of love

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#154355 - 05/04/07 01:01 PM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: soapy bubbles]
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SB,

Originally Posted By: soapy bubbles
Clueless 11 year old spends the next year waiting for her stomach to split open

111. When clueless 12 year old gets her first period, she thinks her insides are falling out and that she's going to die.

The really odd thing is .... that particular mother is a nurse!


Wow. I had no idea. This thread is a real revelation! I thought boys had the clueless monopoly all locked up.

When I got "the talk" from my Dad I couldn't understand why a guy would have sex with a girl if he liked her. After all, sex is something you do if you're a grownup and want to hurt someone. The idea of my own parents as sexual beings didn't occur to me until later. What a shock THAT was!

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#154356 - 05/04/07 01:02 PM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: soapy bubbles]
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115. Never a good idea to put a little of each chemistry experiment in a test tube over the course of a school year 'just to see what happens.' It isn't good

116. Wanna impress a guy? get good at parallel parking

117. Wanna REALLY impress a guy? Learn to back up a truck with a trailer


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#154368 - 05/04/07 02:08 PM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: soapy bubbles]
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Originally Posted By: soapy bubbles
76. Boys are called players, girls are called sluts

GRRRRRR!!

This kind of double standard pisses me off to no end.

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#154379 - 05/04/07 02:40 PM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: Chain Breaker]
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118. Don't come home early and drunk at 15 and expect Mom not to notice, especially when she's having coffee with the Mayor at the kitchen table (what a nightmare that was!)

but on a better note

119. Even though you jumped off the roof to go meet your friends, you could break curfew cause Mom and Dad slept like the dead - just make sure to pet the dog right away so he doesn't bark.

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#154985 - 05/08/07 08:43 AM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: Trish4850]
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120. Having a competition to see who can jump down the most stairs is fun ......

.... Breaking your leg winning is small consolation.

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#155680 - 05/11/07 04:25 PM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: soapy bubbles]
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121. Putting hot wax on your skin only to have it ripped off to remove hair is painful.

122. It is also expensive


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#155713 - 05/11/07 08:28 PM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: healingpartner]
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just saw this so maybe can put in a couple:

123. helping to give your best friend's pony a bath is fun

124. doing it in your bathing suit is also fun

125. the pony doesn't like being tied to a tree

126. dishwashing liquid is not shampoo

127. a pony's skin is very sensitive to detergents

128. a pony's skin can actually turn red and blotchy! wow!

129. a pony can break a rope

130. a pony can run as fast as a horse (who would've thought?)

131. chasing a pony in your bathing suit thru the neighborhood is not fun or easy.

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#155714 - 05/11/07 08:38 PM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: indygal]
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boys:

132. boys who pick you for their baseball or kickball team won't ask you out on a date.

133. girls who have boys as friends are very popular with other girls.

134. girls with wheels are as popular as boys with wheels

135. sneaking the car out at night is pretty easy, just be sure and put gas back in

136. the whole family knows who dented the car even if you deny it.

137. the bar in the window sill lifts out pretty easy and you can still open the window and sneak out.

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#157484 - 05/22/07 11:49 AM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: indygal]
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138. A good bra is worth the money
139. Good shoes are worth the money


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#157488 - 05/22/07 12:04 PM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: healingpartner]
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Originally Posted By: healingpartner
138. A good bra is worth the money


I just wish they all had the easy open snap. It takes a lot of practice to get one "unlocked", one-handed, in the dark.

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#157499 - 05/22/07 12:39 PM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: GWsurvives]
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And good booze is worth the money!


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#157613 - 05/22/07 08:53 PM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: philobat]
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I am getting such a laugh from all this! A lot of this is totally new to me, even with 2 sisters, a wife for 26 years, and a daughter for 19! Thanks for sharing, gals.

Much love,
Larry

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#157823 - 05/23/07 04:33 PM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: roadrunner]
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140. Guys are impressed when you can shotgun a beer.
141. 10 pairs of black shoes are not enough
142. Looking good isn't cheap
143. Looking good is not comfortable
144. Real women eat more than diet coke and a salad at dinner


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#261451 - 11/13/08 11:31 AM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: healingpartner]
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Hi guys,

I thought it was time this was bumped - and hopefully added to by newer members.

There was a man's one called Things Boys Discover, but I can't find it - maybe it was on the MS board? Be fun to see it again

SB xx

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