105. Household bleach is not good for your hair and your parents will not allow a 12 year old out of the house with pure white hair and bloodshot eyes

106. If you try to bleach your own jeans, don't use straight bleach. And don't leave them in for long. they will disinigrate

107. 10 years old - even though you have your "friend" it's still OK to kiss your father goodnight - you won't get pregnant.

(Yes guys, us girls were just as clueless)

108. Check your bikini top before you get up on the diving board at the pool and notice a half dozen wide-eyed, mouth gaping 10-12 year old boys looking at you in shock. And thank your friend for yelling out to you when she notices at the exact same moment that your boobs are no longer where they should be.

109. Your mother attempts to tell you the facts of life: 'A man puts his seed into the lady so that it can fertilize her eggs'
Clueless 11 year old: How does the seed get into the lady?
Mother: '(laughing) you do say the funniest things'
Clueless 11 year old is now a muddled clueless 11 year old who now thinks that the seed somehow comes out of the man and slides across the bed and into the woman.

110. In the same conversation, the mother explains periods to the clueless 11 year old: 'You will bleed. This is where the lining of the womb comes away so that it can be replaced with a nice fresh one for the new eggs to grow in'
Clueless 11 year old: What? It comes out of me? I'm going to bleed? Yuck
Mother: '(laughing), yes but it's ok it doesn't hurt'
Clueless 11 year old spends the next year waiting for her stomach to split open

111. When clueless 12 year old gets her first period, she thinks her insides are falling out and that she's going to die.

The really odd thing is .... that particular mother is a nurse!

112. Trousers will always split at the most embarrassing moment

113. Goldfish will die if you clean their tank out with Fairy Liquid.

114. Hamsters will die if you hold them too tightly - even if it is out of love

SB,



Wow. I had no idea. This thread is a real revelation! I thought boys had the clueless monopoly all locked up.

When I got "the talk" from my Dad I couldn't understand why a guy would have sex with a girl if he liked her. After all, sex is something you do if you're a grownup and want to hurt someone. The idea of my own parents as sexual beings didn't occur to me until later. What a shock THAT was!

Much love,
Larry

115. Never a good idea to put a little of each chemistry experiment in a test tube over the course of a school year 'just to see what happens.' It isn't good

116. Wanna impress a guy? get good at parallel parking

117. Wanna REALLY impress a guy? Learn to back up a truck with a trailer

GRRRRRR!!

This kind of double standard pisses me off to no end.

118. Don't come home early and drunk at 15 and expect Mom not to notice, especially when she's having coffee with the Mayor at the kitchen table (what a nightmare that was!)

but on a better note

119. Even though you jumped off the roof to go meet your friends, you could break curfew cause Mom and Dad slept like the dead - just make sure to pet the dog right away so he doesn't bark.