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#153905 - 05/02/07 08:03 AM Things girls discover ...........
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1. Never swim in a two-piece ..... boys pull the bottoms down and laugh

2. Never swim in a two-piece .... the bottom comes down anyway when you dive in

3. Never swim in anything yellow or white .... then there's no need for anything to fall anywhere, cos the world can see everything anyway

4. My breasts are gonna grow HOW BIG???

5. I'm going to bleed WHERE????

6. Having your hair cut to match the latest trend doesn't suit you - too late after having waist length hair chopped to an 'elfin' crop

7. Crying doesn't help grow your hair back

8. Boys to the age of about 10 want to show you slimey, jumpy things (probably already poked by a stick).

9. Teaching your pony to stand on its hind legs is good for impressing boys

10. Falling off said pony isn't


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Edited by soapy bubbles (05/02/07 09:33 AM)
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#153923 - 05/02/07 09:32 AM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: soapy bubbles]
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11. Do I need a bra?
~I wonder whether someone will tell me when I should get a bra?
~I'm not going to be the first one in my class to get a bra, that's for sure
~I'm not going to be the last one in my class to get a bra, that's for sure
~oh my God, how will I know if I need a bra?
~I'm going to buy one anyway
~No I'm not
~Yes I am, better safe than sorry
~I wonder whether anyone will notice I'm wearing a bra?

12. I hate boys. Don't they know how much I hate having my bra strap pinged?



Edited by soapy bubbles (05/02/07 09:45 AM)
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#153925 - 05/02/07 09:47 AM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: soapy bubbles]
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13. When your parents tell you your kitten's got lost, what they really mean is it's been run over.

14. When you knock on neighbours' doors and ask if they've seen your lost kitten, put posters up all round the area and cry all night, your parents will still think it's better than telling you it's been run over.

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#153926 - 05/02/07 09:49 AM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: soapy bubbles]
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15. making mud pies is fun

16. dressing your cat up in dolls clothes and making him sit in a toy pram to be pushed around the garden is fun.

17. it's not fun when your sister cuts all the hair off your best doll

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#153927 - 05/02/07 09:49 AM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: soapy bubbles]
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i'm going to shut up now and let someone else have a go!

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#153939 - 05/02/07 11:05 AM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: soapy bubbles]
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These are great, SB. Thanks for starting this.

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#153940 - 05/02/07 11:06 AM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: soapy bubbles]
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SB,

Thanks for sharing the other side of the coin with us. I wondered at times how this topic worked for the girls. \:\)

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#153944 - 05/02/07 11:54 AM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: FormerTexan]
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18. Boys don't like being shorter that you
19. Boys don't like it when you beat them arm wrestling
20. Boys think it is cool when you pick up a frog


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#153946 - 05/02/07 11:57 AM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: healingpartner]
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21. Once you pass puberty, you can make boys do really stupid things

22. I apparently had 2 sets of eyes for a while...at least when talking to boys who wouldn't look me in the one set even when I asked

23. Bad boys are fun...for a while


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#153947 - 05/02/07 11:59 AM Re: Things girls discover ........... [Re: healingpartner]
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24. Once you can go into a bar, you can make boys do even dumber things and spend their money


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