88. if you pour gateraid or beer on the camp fire it smells really bad, If you piss on the fire, it will make the smell like Chennel No. 5.
89. Never eat dry oatmeal and then drink lots of water-found out that one the hard way in Disiplenary Bootcamp (hell on earth btw)
90. An Umbrella will Not work as a Parachute if you jump off the garrage.
91. Knowing all the good curse words when you are young is cool. Letting mom know that you know them is not cool. Useing the f work will result in a bar of soap in your mouth for about an hour-then you teast it for the rest of the day!
91. on that note, if one finds them selves in the predicement of bar of soap in mouth try and go for glycerine based soaps (the clear ones), if thats not around, go with Ivory- stay far away from anything that has a strong scent---just because it smells nice does NOT mean it tastes nice. I think I have just a little too much info about this-hehe
"Terrible thing to live in Fear"-Shawshank Redemption
WOR Alumnus Hope Springs 2009
"Quite a thing to live in fear, this is what is means to be a slave"