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#153249 - 04/28/07 07:55 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: EGL]
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63. Don't bother trying - Mom will find it.

64. Electronics skill is not intuitive (i.e., just because you can take something apart, doesn't mean you can put it back together).

65. If there's a really cool field trip coming up, chances are your parents will have managed to schedule a doctor appointment on that day.

66. Find out who your friends' crushes are BEFORE your friends find out who yours is - that way you can blackmail them into silence!

67. Hiccup cures were invented solely for your parents' amusement.

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#153261 - 04/28/07 10:40 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: melliferal]
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68. What I think is "a little Old Spice" it really "a lot of Old Spice". And I wasn't even shaving yet. Phew!

69. When puberty hits with the raging erections that come out of nowhere, keeping your shirttails untucked at all times is a must.

70. I can eat a whole box of Froot Loops by myself, in one sitting.

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#153283 - 04/29/07 08:27 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: EGL]
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Originally Posted By: EGL
69. When puberty hits with the raging erections that come out of nowhere, keeping your shirttails untucked at all times is a must.


Grade 8. Speech in front of the class + rugby pants. Damn thing happened so fast you could almost hear it. Try to imagine the same noise as a ruler being snapped on a desk. "whududududud!"

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#153286 - 04/29/07 08:55 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
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Robbie,

It’s so cool of you to have retained that inner child, its alive and having so much fun all over again.

Well, that’s what kids are here for, to allow us to kids again, have you noticed every one forgets normal language around then, and switches to kid talk, and that is their biggest gift to us!

God bless our children.

It is always fun to remember we too have come from the same place; from God.


;\)



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#153323 - 04/29/07 05:33 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Morning Star]
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spending hours........out back at the small creek....looking for critters....frogs... frog eggs....little lizards....picking pussy willows...for mom......digging for earth worms in the manure pile out back.....then going fishing across the street....at a small brook.....catching rainbow trout....spending countless time wandering through the woods....following the cow paths.....where ever they went....


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#153353 - 04/29/07 09:56 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: EGL]
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71. Dollar changers in the public Laundry will not change Cheeto's into coins.

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#153406 - 04/30/07 04:17 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: WalkingSouth]
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72. Those raging erections Eddie talked about...they will ALWAYS come just as the bell rings to change classes!

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Nobody living can ever stop me
As I go walking my freedom highway.
Nobody living can make me turn back:
This land was made for you and me.
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#153444 - 04/30/07 09:43 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
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73. Parents love phone calls at 1:00 AM that begin, "Dad, I crashed the car..."

74. Cats don't land on their feet if you tape their feet together.

75. Mum will not retrieve your Legos from dog poop.

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#153455 - 04/30/07 10:26 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Nobbynobs]
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Registered: 04/21/07
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Loc: Michigan
76. Pay attention when you get your breakfast. Milk on your pancakes isn't too good, but drinking maple syrup from your milk glass is really awful.

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#153492 - 04/30/07 12:55 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Chain Breaker]
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77. Laughing will incriminate you when you let out an SBD in a school bus.
78. Contrary to what you see on TV, you don't get a "Klang" when you bop your little brother upside the head.
79. Pee tastes nasty.
80. It's hard to wash the smell of poo off of your hand.

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