O>K., the cars speed max 30mph, drum brakes and flag indicators.
You thought the box was a tank.
Never play hide and seek with an adult.

Me! 3 blocks away with smoking feet,

ste

It's cool to find a T-shirt you wore as a baby. The cat doesn't want to wear it now.

Hot Wheels tracks and space heaters don't mix.
Blue cheese isn't really blue.
Just because garter snakes aren't venomous doesn't mean they won't bite you when you catch them.

Blue cheese and space heaters don't mix, either.
Red potatoes are red only on the outside.

Daleks are real and powered by a slimy monster.

Hence the times when I hid befind the sofa, thinking
nobody would notice, but they dragged me out just intime for the daleks to fire.

Even though I never got shot, as soon as the daleks appeared, I would hide away,

heh ,hey rob where is new hampster?!!lol

Variation on Robbie's contribution:

The answers to the "I wonder what will happen if..." questions are always something sudden, messy and bad.

My son says that all the time..."Hey dad..I wonder what would happen if...."

...then I say "yeah..me too."

then Lorie says...."ROBERT!!!"

That is just so FAR beyond cool!!!!! Your son is one lucky kid.

Much love,
Larry

57. Cats can't swim very well.

58. Never fill the tub to the rim before you get in. I learned about the concept of displacement.

59. Pepper on ice cream is not a good idea.

60. I thought it would be cool to let the parakeet fly around the house. He found the open door.

61. When G.I. Joe falls from a second story window onto concrete, he doesn't go "splat". His head just pops off.

62. Climbing a tree to look in a bird nest at baby birds is worth the effort.