63. Don't bother trying - Mom will
64. Electronics skill is not intuitive (i.e., just because you can take something apart, doesn't mean you can put it back together).
65. If there's a really cool field trip coming up, chances are your parents will have managed to schedule a doctor appointment on that day.
66. Find out who your friends' crushes are BEFORE your friends find out who yours is - that way you can blackmail them into silence!
67. Hiccup cures were invented solely for your parents' amusement.