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#153601 - 04/30/07 09:09 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: WalkingSouth]
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94. Sliding down a shake roof on your fanny wearing ragged blue jeans... Well, I needed lots of Mercurochrome after I got the slivers picked out! That is the ones I could reach!

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#153605 - 04/30/07 09:21 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: WalkingSouth]
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A few memories inspired by the thread Melliferal started:

95. Geese HATE boys (can't imagine why).

96. A goose can get halfway to a boy before the boy even starts running.

97. Geese bite HARD!

98. Geese don't let go.

99. Geese hold grudges.



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#153621 - 04/30/07 10:45 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
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100. No one wins when you and your brother fight in a poison ivy patch.

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#153624 - 04/30/07 11:13 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: GWsurvives]
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101. Even though you thought it was funny, girls really didn't like have their bra straps snapped.

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#153633 - 05/01/07 12:56 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Nobbynobs]
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102. Some things ought not be poked with a stick.

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#153634 - 05/01/07 01:03 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: shadowkid]
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Melted crayons and lots of syrup do not make a good meal!!!

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#153635 - 05/01/07 01:03 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Still]
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Very true, Robbie!

103. Mothers seem to be able to figure out when a cat who has been thrown into the air has fallen on a boy.

104. Mothers also seem to know when a boy is lying about a falling cat.

105. Cats run into things when their whiskers have been cut off and it's funnier than hell.

107. Cats act really strange after they've had scotch tape put on the bottom of all of their paws.

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#153645 - 05/01/07 02:14 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: WalkingSouth]
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OK...do I print these out for my son to save him time and pain?

Maybe HealingPartner can tell me.

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#153666 - 05/01/07 07:13 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Still]
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Robbie,

Originally Posted By: Robbie Brown
OK...do I print these out for my son to save him time and pain?


Nahhh. Imagine all the hilarious memories he would miss if you did that!!!! \:D

Much love,
Larry

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#153667 - 05/01/07 07:16 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Still]
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Originally Posted By: Robbie Brown
102. Some things ought not be poked with a stick.


108. These things will ALWAYS get poked with a stick.

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