I needed this laugh!
841. Don't have a BB gun fight with the kid who just got a new CO2 powered pistol.
842. Those CO2 powered pistols do not hold only six rounds like the real gun they are trying to appear like.
843. A BB, at ten pumps, to the forehead will stop the kid with a CO2 powered pistol.
844. Old asphalt shingles are part frisbe, throwing star(go ninja power), physics defying(at least my knowledge then), could leave instant road rash (even through a t-shirt) and everywhere I thought it was safe; it was not.
845. A bicycle wreck was and acceptable explanation for any injury.
846. When a parent smokes, do not pick a can of anything up and drink it, unless you have opened it while guarding it to completion.