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#375937 - 11/18/11 05:17 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Medic911]
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Registered: 12/01/10
Posts: 98
Loc: PA
817. Peeing on an electric fence is worth way more than a quarter.

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#375974 - 11/18/11 11:20 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: 1227ms]
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Registered: 10/21/11
Posts: 630
Loc: VA
818. Sitting on a thumbtack is NOT funny.


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#375985 - 11/19/11 01:05 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: unhappycamper]
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Registered: 11/03/11
Posts: 149
Loc: USA
819. Knocking hornet's nests out of a tree with a stick while hanging upside down from one's knees is NOT a smart thing to do! And diving in the water will NOT dissuade them!

820. Little sisters HATE it when you get their diaries and stick a dead, dried up worm from yesterday's rain in between their last-written pages as a bookmark, just to prove that you know where she's hiding it. (Marie STILL glares at me for that one! LOL)

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#376377 - 11/21/11 07:59 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: TheTwoOfUs]
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Registered: 12/31/10
Posts: 1439
Loc: California
821. It's better to fart in the jaccuzzi than the steam room.


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#376539 - 11/22/11 11:07 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Magellan]
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Registered: 08/13/01
Posts: 1361
Loc: Northern Ohio
822.Murphy's oil soap used to come in bar form. Having to chew it for cursing is a very effective cure for swearing at an adult.

823. Shooting someone bigger than u with a BB gun will not prevent them from kicking ur azz.

824. Dropping eggs down roof vents of large buildings & watching perplexed people trying to figure it out is priceless.


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#376942 - 11/26/11 11:18 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: blacken]
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Registered: 02/16/07
Posts: 6676
Loc: FEMA Region 1
825: Police cars have two-way radios.

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#377468 - 11/30/11 06:42 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Still]
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Registered: 02/16/07
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Loc: FEMA Region 1
826: No matter what your age, its always fun to chase a girl/woman with a snake, dead bird, frog, etc. Cept you look a bit creepy doing it after about 18.

827: Marry the girl that does not run, screaming from the snake, dead bird, frog, etc...especially if she punches you.

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#377765 - 12/02/11 04:36 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Still]
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 112
Loc: Vestavia, Alabama, USA
828. Don't throw water on a grease fire.

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#377783 - 12/02/11 08:08 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Asmodeus]
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Registered: 11/26/11
Posts: 3
829. Shoving another boy into the girls bathroom at school is funny.
830. A cat, a bored 12 year old, and a pair of hair clippers are a bad combination.
831. A cat looks ugly with a reverse mohawk and rings shaved into his tail.
832. Mother won't appreciate her cat's new look.


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#378327 - 12/05/11 07:11 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: In Silence]
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Registered: 11/14/11
Posts: 66
Loc: Indio, CA
This one's not about me, but my son, so I won't number it. I'm hanging Christmas lights and he comes out of the garage crying.

Him: "Daaaaaaaddy...."

Me:"What happened..."

Him: "I hut mysef..."

Me: "Where?"

Him: "In da gawage"

Me: "No, where on your body?"

Him: "Wite hew on my head"

Me: "Were you doing something you weren't supposed to?"

Him: "Yes"

Me: "Why?"

Him: "Because it was dangawus."

He's four. I have a feeling I'm in for it.


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