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#153078 - 04/27/07 01:35 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
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Registered: 07/06/04
Posts: 6838
Loc: Stuck between water, air, and ...
O>K., the cars speed max 30mph, drum brakes and flag indicators.
You thought the box was a tank.
Never play hide and seek with an adult.

Me! 3 blocks away with smoking feet,

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#153089 - 04/27/07 02:59 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: shadowkid]
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Loc: NJ
It's cool to find a T-shirt you wore as a baby. The cat doesn't want to wear it now.


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#153092 - 04/27/07 03:30 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: MemoryVault]
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Registered: 04/21/07
Posts: 376
Loc: Michigan
Hot Wheels tracks and space heaters don't mix.
Blue cheese isn't really blue.
Just because garter snakes aren't venomous doesn't mean they won't bite you when you catch them.

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#153093 - 04/27/07 03:32 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Chain Breaker]
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Blue cheese and space heaters don't mix, either.
Red potatoes are red only on the outside.


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"[Insert your name here], I am [Chain Breaker]. Do you see that I am your friend? Can you see that you will always be my friend?"
--Wind In His Hair, Dances With Wolves

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#153106 - 04/27/07 04:27 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Chain Breaker]
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Daleks are real and powered by a slimy monster.

Hence the times when I hid befind the sofa, thinking
nobody would notice, but they dragged me out just intime for the daleks to fire.

Even though I never got shot, as soon as the daleks appeared, I would hide away,


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#153179 - 04/28/07 09:13 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Still]
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heh ,hey rob where is new hampster?!!lol

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#153182 - 04/28/07 09:23 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Still]
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Originally Posted By: Robbie Brown
53. If you say "HEY...watch this!!" bad things are about to happen.


Variation on Robbie's contribution:

The answers to the "I wonder what will happen if..." questions are always something sudden, messy and bad.

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#153197 - 04/28/07 11:04 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
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My son says that all the time..."Hey dad..I wonder what would happen if...."

...then I say "yeah..me too."

then Lorie says...."ROBERT!!!"

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#153198 - 04/28/07 11:07 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Still]
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Originally Posted By: Robbie Brown
My son says that all the time..."Hey dad..I wonder what would happen if...."

...then I say "yeah..me too."

then Lorie says...."ROBERT!!!"


That is just so FAR beyond cool!!!!! Your son is one lucky kid. \:\)

Much love,
Larry

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#153248 - 04/28/07 07:15 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
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57. Cats can't swim very well.

58. Never fill the tub to the rim before you get in. I learned about the concept of displacement.

59. Pepper on ice cream is not a good idea.

60. I thought it would be cool to let the parakeet fly around the house. He found the open door.

61. When G.I. Joe falls from a second story window onto concrete, he doesn't go "splat". His head just pops off.

62. Climbing a tree to look in a bird nest at baby birds is worth the effort.

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