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#204485 - 02/10/08 01:46 AM
Re: Things boys discover
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529. It's never "too cold" outside when it comes to making a snowman, building a snow fort, starting a snowball fight or sledding. But it's always "too cold" to take out the trash!
530. It's really important to develop the art of "vanishing" at the sound of broken glass.
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#204487 - 02/10/08 01:59 AM
Re: Things boys discover
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530. If you pour salt on a slug it will melt
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#204488 - 02/10/08 02:01 AM
Re: Things boys discover
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531 Hiding yur underwear under the mattress is not a good idea if you move a lot.
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#204492 - 02/10/08 03:13 AM
Re: Things boys discover
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532. If you caught a mouse, be sure it will escape in a hole as large/small as the mouse's head.
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#204511 - 02/10/08 08:43 AM
Re: Things boys discover
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530. If you pour salt on a slug it will melt WOW...never knew that...I cant wait for summer!
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#204585 - 02/10/08 01:30 PM
Re: Things boys discover
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#204587 - 02/10/08 01:52 PM
Re: Things boys discover
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Danny and I and both our parents were out talking in the street (seems odd now...but) at nightfall once. He and I were throwing rocks at bats and having fun because the bats would swoop down after the rocks (thinking they were bugs I guess).
Along comes a car and Woomp! A big one lands on the car roof. Boy was that guy mad.
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#204609 - 02/10/08 04:41 PM
Re: Things boys discover
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534: Fire is hypnotizing .
One time when I was a kid I was playing with matches (tisk tisk) and we had this metal ring for, I think, trees to grow in. Can anyone say "asking for trouble??" lol Well anyway, I had just lit a match to drop into this metal ring to start a "camp fire" and it was no sooner that the match was flaring up when my grandparents pulled into the driveway, where I was, standing there. I must've had a deer-in-the-headlights look. LOL
Well I got a scolding pretty bad. LOL What is it with boys and fire??
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