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#141853 - 02/16/07 04:05 PM Tongue Twisters
duncanUK Offline
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Registered: 12/24/06
Posts: 632
Try saying these to yourself fast.

She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--
that would make my batter better."

So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter.

A flea and a fly flew up in a flue.
Said the flea, "Let us fly!"
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed
Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would
if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

You've no need to light a night-light
On a light night like tonight,
For a night-light's light's a slight light,
And tonight's a night that's light.
When a night's light, like tonight's light,
It is really not quite right
To light night-lights with their slight lights
On a light night like tonight.

When a twister a-twisting will twist him a twist,
For the twisting of his twist, he three twines doth intwist;
But if one of the twines of the twist do untwist,
The twine that untwisteth untwisteth the twist.

Untwirling the twine that untwisteth between,
He twirls, with his twister, the two in a twine;
Then twice having twisted the twines of the twine,
He twitcheth the twice he had twined in twain.

The twain that in twining before in the twine,
As twines were intwisted he now doth untwine;
Twist the twain inter-twisting a twine more between,
He, twirling his twister, makes a twist of the twine.

If one doctor doctors another doctor, does the doctor
who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the
doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does he doctor
the doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?

Thats all for now folks.

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#141964 - 02/17/07 05:33 AM Re: Tongue Twisters [Re: duncanUK]
irishguy Offline
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Posts: 231
Loc: Dublin, Ireland
My word that twas very confugulating, was hard enough to read let alone say it.

I like it.

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#141966 - 02/17/07 05:42 AM Re: Tongue Twisters [Re: irishguy]
duncanUK Offline
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hi irishguy,

thanks. i will post some other stuff soon.

duncan

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#141976 - 02/17/07 07:11 AM Re: Tongue Twisters [Re: duncanUK]
markgreyblue Offline
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Registered: 12/19/03
Posts: 5400
Loc: Pasadena, CA
a friend said - a customer representative said to him

sorry sir - there's been a confusement.


your twisters duncan - have created a confusement in me> \:\)

hehe -

ttys! - Mark

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#141992 - 02/17/07 11:07 AM Re: Tongue Twisters [Re: markgreyblue]
duncanUK Offline
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i will get some other stuff to post soon.

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