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#138837 - 01/24/07 10:04 AM Why, Why, Why
Trish4850 Offline
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Why, Why, Why

Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver! at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "Lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right!

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE......

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

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#138846 - 01/24/07 11:47 AM Re: Why, Why, Why [Re: Trish4850]
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Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?


That is what irks me, but not as much as opening a jar that has been vacuum sealed!!!!

ste


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#138847 - 01/24/07 12:06 PM Re: Why, Why, Why [Re: reality2k4]
froggy12 Offline
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My bubbles always have color
You never heard the LISp man speak
I ain't got no father-in-law
How come Max the house dog here resembles Grimm and Mother Goose?

As for the others above, have no clue.

froggy

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#138867 - 01/24/07 04:44 PM Re: Why, Why, Why [Re: froggy12]
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I guess people return to the refrigerator in the hope that something would have materialized in there because they watch alot of star trek.

Glue will not stick to the glass due to molecular charge etc....

The bubbles from a coloured bubble bath liquid are colourless just like snow is.

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#138905 - 01/24/07 08:45 PM Re: Why, Why, Why [Re: Trish4850]
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Originally Posted By: Trish4850

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.


Yep - always knew it was me...

Thanks for the laugh

TJ jeff

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#138911 - 01/24/07 09:08 PM Re: Why, Why, Why [Re: TJ jeff]
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Trish,

I'm looking around here...

...Jeff's OK

...I'm OK

...Duncan's OK

Sorry to break it, Sister, but it must be you! \:D

Lots of love,

Little Johnny

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#138920 - 01/24/07 09:54 PM Re: Why, Why, Why [Re: WalkingSouth]
Trish4850 Offline
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John,

I already knew that! \:\/ It's why so many people like to hang around me; I make them all feel good about themselves.
ROCK ON........Trish

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#139010 - 01/25/07 05:03 PM Re: Why, Why, Why [Re: Trish4850]
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I dont think humans evolved from apes.
the "dead" bugs are alive when they get in there. nothing is fool proof. unless they are zombies.

Tarzan is an actor, therefore can shave between films.

They can touch the paint but not the stars.

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#139021 - 01/25/07 08:24 PM Re: Why, Why, Why [Re: Trish4850]
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I'm fine with nutcases, It's the other 3 I'm worry about.

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