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#129218 - 09/27/04 12:52 AM Why it's good to be a man.....
Yves Offline
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Registered: 11/26/03
Posts: 93
Loc: Canada
Darn, Itís Good to be a Man...

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station because this oneís just too icky.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress - $5,000; tux rental - $100.
People never stare at your chest when youíre talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes donít cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood, ALL the darn time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You donít have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You donít have to shave below your neck.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colors all seasons.
You can ďdoĒ your nails with a pocketknife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.

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You know you love someone when you want them to be happy even though their happiness means you're not part of it. ~Author Unknown~

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#129219 - 09/27/04 02:35 AM Re: Why it's good to be a man.....
Bill_1965 Offline
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MaleSurvivor

Registered: 06/29/03
Posts: 1983
Loc: Flint, Michigan
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Your last name stays put.
But with an insistant wife, who wants your name changed because she had to, I had mine changed to Sr.
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Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
That long? Well the last few have been lasting hours, but I am talking to a woman. (a beautiful wonderful one)
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Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Underwear? Ooops.
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If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
Even at 39. ;\)
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Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
I'd better get out and buy some. Unless you count my 12 pairs of boots.
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You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
What wrinkles?
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You donít have to shave below your neck
Optional shaving is okay too. :p

Keep this light stuff coming.

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Pain is Temporary; Quitting lasts Forever. - Lance Armstrong

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#129220 - 09/27/04 03:12 AM Re: Why it's good to be a man.....
Yves Offline
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Registered: 11/26/03
Posts: 93
Loc: Canada
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That long? Well the last few have been lasting hours, but I am talking to a woman. (a beautiful wonderful one)
:rolleyes: ;\) :p

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#129221 - 09/27/04 02:36 PM Re: Why it's good to be a man.....
SAR Offline
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MaleSurvivor

Registered: 12/07/03
Posts: 3310
Loc: USA
Bill \:D
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Underwear? Ooops.
You and my four year old. \:D


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#129222 - 09/27/04 06:33 PM Re: Why it's good to be a man.....
reality2k4 Offline
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MaleSurvivor

Registered: 07/06/04
Posts: 6838
Loc: Stuck between water, air, and ...
You can get ready to go out in 15 minutes instead of 2 hours \:D \:D \:D

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#129223 - 09/28/04 02:52 AM Re: Why it's good to be a man.....
TJ jeff Offline

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Registered: 08/07/04
Posts: 3390
Loc: Northern Wisconsin
Beer and a burger is considered 'health' food...

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Abuse happens in silence/isolation - Recovery happens only when that silence/isolation is broken...

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