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#128535 - 10/01/06 08:24 PM
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Here's one.
A guy's laying in a hospital bed and a visitor walks in and asks the inevitable question,
"How do you feel?"
Excuse me? If I felt any better, Pal, I'd be dancing in the halls!
People are weird!
:rolleyes: ,
John
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#128536 - 10/01/06 08:40 PM
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Larry,
to my dad, I would have laughed my cheeky laugh, and he loved my cheeky ways.
We didnt need to speak, we spoke with our eyes.
One thing really gets to me, and that is when ppl say, dont I know you? Or, how do you do that!
I probably dont know you, otherwise I would have recognized you, but, how do I do what?
They never seem to answer :rolleyes:
They seem nice, but never tell me,
ste
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#128538 - 10/02/06 03:00 AM
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Or from a panhandler: "Do you have any change?"
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#128539 - 10/02/06 01:42 PM
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#128541 - 10/11/06 11:37 PM
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this has to be the worst! one of the few things i remember about my mom was how if we were going into a store or just about anywhere being a kid i usually had some dirt on me somewhere ,mostly my face it seemed ,oh god ,this is gross ,she would pull out a napkin or handkerchief spit on it and wash my face with it arrgghhhhhhhhh! still makes me wanna scream lol
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#128542 - 10/12/06 01:25 AM
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Shadow,
Oh my God!!! Do I ever remember that one! I would pull back and make faces and she would tell me "Hold still, this will just take a minute." A minute? Heeeellllppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!! lol
Much shuddering,
Larry
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#128543 - 10/12/06 08:13 AM
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Have you got a spare ciggy?
Never to the day have I ever found out what a spare ciggy is!
Can you lend me some money to get home on the bus?
Nah. I left all my spare money at home in my spare wallet!
ste
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#128544 - 10/12/06 03:29 PM
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Ste,
The German version of the cigarette pinch is, for a girl asking a guy, "Do you have a cigarette for me?" or "Would you like to give me a cigarette?"
If you say no, they look at you as if you've just said the rudest thing in the world!
Much love,
Larry
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