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#128525 - 09/30/06 08:06 AM 9 Things I Hate About Nearly Everyone
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1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butts to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this?
Who and where are they?

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?" No Loser,
I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"....
Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it,so it couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus had come, would I be standing here, Idiot?

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#128526 - 09/30/06 08:10 AM Re: 9 Things I Hate About Nearly Everyone
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Ste,

Here's another one: "Yes, I agree with you, but ...."

Much love,
Larry

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As I go walking my freedom highway.
Nobody living can make me turn back:
This land was made for you and me.
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#128527 - 09/30/06 08:40 AM Re: 9 Things I Hate About Nearly Everyone
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A better one;

"I know"! \:o

ste

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#128528 - 09/30/06 01:52 PM Re: 9 Things I Hate About Nearly Everyone
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OH I love this one. Someone will call me at work and first thing they ask "Hey what you doing?" ummmmm let me think for a second...oh right trying to pay my bills.

James

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#128529 - 09/30/06 03:53 PM Re: 9 Things I Hate About Nearly Everyone
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Another one, common in Germany: "I have just a LITTLE favor to ask ...", which then proceeds to devour your whole day.

L.

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As I go walking my freedom highway.
Nobody living can make me turn back:
This land was made for you and me.
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#128530 - 10/01/06 12:03 AM Re: 9 Things I Hate About Nearly Everyone
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ste -

i need sunshine

what's your fav thing about folks?

xo - m

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#128531 - 10/01/06 03:11 AM Re: 9 Things I Hate About Nearly Everyone
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how bout ,you gonna eat that? lol

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#128532 - 10/01/06 08:27 AM Re: 9 Things I Hate About Nearly Everyone
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You heard me!

Yeah, now youre gonna hear me \:\)

ste

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#128533 - 10/01/06 09:57 AM Re: 9 Things I Hate About Nearly Everyone
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the check is in the mail?

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#128534 - 10/01/06 11:29 AM Re: 9 Things I Hate About Nearly Everyone
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This is one from our family. Any time we would go shopping all together, my Mom without fail would see a nice shirt in the men's department, scoop it up, look at it, and say to us kids, right in front of my Dad, "Wouldn't this look pretty on your Dad?"

Reactions:

Betsy and Cathie: \:\)
Me: :rolleyes:
Dad:

Much love,
Larry

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Nobody living can ever stop me
As I go walking my freedom highway.
Nobody living can make me turn back:
This land was made for you and me.
(Woody Guthrie)

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#128535 - 10/01/06 09:24 PM Re: 9 Things I Hate About Nearly Everyone
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Here's one.

A guy's laying in a hospital bed and a visitor walks in and asks the inevitable question,

"How do you feel?"

Excuse me? If I felt any better, Pal, I'd be dancing in the halls!

People are weird!

:rolleyes: ,

John

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#128536 - 10/01/06 09:40 PM Re: 9 Things I Hate About Nearly Everyone
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Larry,

to my dad, I would have laughed my cheeky laugh, and he loved my cheeky ways.
We didnt need to speak, we spoke with our eyes.

One thing really gets to me, and that is when ppl say, dont I know you? Or, how do you do that!
I probably dont know you, otherwise I would have recognized you, but, how do I do what?

They never seem to answer :rolleyes:

They seem nice, but never tell me,

ste

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#128537 - 10/02/06 03:56 AM Re: 9 Things I Hate About Nearly Everyone
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How about when people call your house, and after you answer the phone, they proceed to ask, "who is this?" Don't you know who it is? Did you dial this number at random or something?

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#128538 - 10/02/06 04:00 AM Re: 9 Things I Hate About Nearly Everyone
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Or from a panhandler: "Do you have any change?"

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Nobody living can ever stop me
As I go walking my freedom highway.
Nobody living can make me turn back:
This land was made for you and me.
(Woody Guthrie)

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#128539 - 10/02/06 02:42 PM Re: 9 Things I Hate About Nearly Everyone
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“Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.” --- Eleanor Roosevelt

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#128540 - 10/11/06 11:02 PM Re: 9 Things I Hate About Nearly Everyone
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1.When someone I work for asks me ''can you do me a favor'', well I guess I have no choice do I boss?

2.People who are loud and obnoxious, the shit annoys me, go away.

3.Smug people, who are you, my mother? Dont look down on me like that.


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#128541 - 10/12/06 12:37 AM Re: 9 Things I Hate About Nearly Everyone
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this has to be the worst! one of the few things i remember about my mom was how if we were going into a store or just about anywhere being a kid i usually had some dirt on me somewhere ,mostly my face it seemed ,oh god ,this is gross ,she would pull out a napkin or handkerchief spit on it and wash my face with it arrgghhhhhhhhh! still makes me wanna scream lol

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#128542 - 10/12/06 02:25 AM Re: 9 Things I Hate About Nearly Everyone
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Shadow,

Oh my God!!! Do I ever remember that one! I would pull back and make faces and she would tell me "Hold still, this will just take a minute." A minute? Heeeellllppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!! lol

Much shuddering,
Larry

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Nobody living can ever stop me
As I go walking my freedom highway.
Nobody living can make me turn back:
This land was made for you and me.
(Woody Guthrie)

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#128543 - 10/12/06 09:13 AM Re: 9 Things I Hate About Nearly Everyone
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Have you got a spare ciggy?
Never to the day have I ever found out what a spare ciggy is!

Can you lend me some money to get home on the bus?
Nah. I left all my spare money at home in my spare wallet!

ste

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#128544 - 10/12/06 04:29 PM Re: 9 Things I Hate About Nearly Everyone
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Ste,

The German version of the cigarette pinch is, for a girl asking a guy, "Do you have a cigarette for me?" or "Would you like to give me a cigarette?"

If you say no, they look at you as if you've just said the rudest thing in the world!

Much love,
Larry

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Nobody living can ever stop me
As I go walking my freedom highway.
Nobody living can make me turn back:
This land was made for you and me.
(Woody Guthrie)

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