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#128525 - 09/30/06 08:06 AM 9 Things I Hate About Nearly Everyone
reality2k4 Offline
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1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butts to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this?
Who and where are they?

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?" No Loser,
I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"....
Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it,so it couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus had come, would I be standing here, Idiot?

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#128526 - 09/30/06 08:10 AM Re: 9 Things I Hate About Nearly Everyone
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Ste,

Here's another one: "Yes, I agree with you, but ...."

Much love,
Larry

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Nobody living can ever stop me
As I go walking my freedom highway.
Nobody living can make me turn back:
This land was made for you and me.
(Woody Guthrie)

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#128527 - 09/30/06 08:40 AM Re: 9 Things I Hate About Nearly Everyone
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A better one;

"I know"! \:o

ste

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#128528 - 09/30/06 01:52 PM Re: 9 Things I Hate About Nearly Everyone
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Loc: Wyoming
OH I love this one. Someone will call me at work and first thing they ask "Hey what you doing?" ummmmm let me think for a second...oh right trying to pay my bills.

James

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#128529 - 09/30/06 03:53 PM Re: 9 Things I Hate About Nearly Everyone
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Another one, common in Germany: "I have just a LITTLE favor to ask ...", which then proceeds to devour your whole day.

L.

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Nobody living can ever stop me
As I go walking my freedom highway.
Nobody living can make me turn back:
This land was made for you and me.
(Woody Guthrie)

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#128530 - 10/01/06 12:03 AM Re: 9 Things I Hate About Nearly Everyone
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ste -

i need sunshine

what's your fav thing about folks?

xo - m

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-wisdom of the hopi elders

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#128531 - 10/01/06 03:11 AM Re: 9 Things I Hate About Nearly Everyone
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how bout ,you gonna eat that? lol

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when you float like a cannonball - damien rice

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#128532 - 10/01/06 08:27 AM Re: 9 Things I Hate About Nearly Everyone
reality2k4 Offline
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You heard me!

Yeah, now youre gonna hear me \:\)

ste

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#128533 - 10/01/06 09:57 AM Re: 9 Things I Hate About Nearly Everyone
markgreyblue Offline
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the check is in the mail?

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-wisdom of the hopi elders

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#128534 - 10/01/06 11:29 AM Re: 9 Things I Hate About Nearly Everyone
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This is one from our family. Any time we would go shopping all together, my Mom without fail would see a nice shirt in the men's department, scoop it up, look at it, and say to us kids, right in front of my Dad, "Wouldn't this look pretty on your Dad?"

Reactions:

Betsy and Cathie: \:\)
Me: :rolleyes:
Dad:

Much love,
Larry

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Nobody living can ever stop me
As I go walking my freedom highway.
Nobody living can make me turn back:
This land was made for you and me.
(Woody Guthrie)

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