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#128509 - 09/29/06 05:16 AM A joke I got in my email
James_dup1 Offline

Registered: 04/13/02
Posts: 1332
Loc: Wyoming
Here's a joke I got in my email today. Brought a smile to my face hope it does for ya'll.

An new artist walks in to the art store where he has been trying to sell his paintings and ask the store ownwer if any paintings have been sold.

The owner then said, "I have good news and bad news. A man came in and asked if your paintings would increase in value once you were dead. I said, 'Yes!' So the man bought all 15 of your paintings."

"That's great! What's the bad news?", said the artist.

The owner then said, "The bad news is that this guy is your doctor."


I have more issues than Rolling Stone!

#128510 - 10/21/06 07:08 PM Re: A joke I got in my email
michael Joseph Offline

Registered: 03/11/01
Posts: 2719
Loc: Virginia
time to get a new doctor James

Standing together is so much better than hiding in the dark.
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#128511 - 10/22/06 12:09 AM Re: A joke I got in my email
WalkingSouth Offline

Registered: 08/30/05
Posts: 16268
Perhaps move to another town?

“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy ____…! What a ride!’” ~Hunter S. Thompson


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