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#128203 - 07/24/04 04:50 PM Re: How about jokes
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ste,
loved them both! i had to read the first one twice \:D

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#128204 - 07/24/04 08:18 PM Re: How about jokes
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Registered: 06/18/04
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Loc: Florida
A cowboy moseys into a saloon and orders a whiskey. When the bartender delivers the drink,

the cowboy asks, "Where is everybody?"

The bartender replies, "They've all gone to the hanging."

The cowboy asked, "Who are they hanging?"

The bartender answered, "Brown Paper Pete."

"What kind of name is Brown Paper Pete," the cowboy asked.

The bartender explained, "Well, he wears a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper pants and brown paper shoes."

The cowboy said, "That's weird. What are they hanging him for?"

The bartender said, "Rustling!"

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#128205 - 07/27/04 02:55 PM Re: How about jokes
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Loc: Stuck between water, air, and ...
OLD CODGERS

A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new rooster for his chicken
coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old man,
time for you to retire."

The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these
hens, look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old
hens over in the corner?"

The young rooster says, "Beat it, You are washed up and I am taking over."
The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young lad. I will race you around
the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets exclusive rights over the entire chicken
coop."

The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance old man. So,
just to be fair I will give you a head start." The old rooster takes off
running. About 15
seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the
front
porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is
already about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast.

The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when
he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - He
shoots the young rooster . The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,
Dammit...thats the third gay rooster I bought this month."


Moral of this story.... Don't mess with old codgers - age and wisdom will
always overcome youth and skill!

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