A cowboy moseys into a saloon and orders a whiskey. When the bartender delivers the drink,
the cowboy asks, "Where is everybody?"
The bartender replies, "They've all gone to the hanging."
The cowboy asked, "Who are they hanging?"
The bartender answered, "Brown Paper Pete."
"What kind of name is Brown Paper Pete," the cowboy asked.
The bartender explained, "Well, he wears a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper pants and brown paper shoes."
The cowboy said, "That's weird. What are they hanging him for?"
The bartender said, "Rustling!"
The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over. - Hunter S. Thompson (July 18, 1937 - February 20, 2005)