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#127804 - 06/28/04 05:13 PM It's all about sole
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This is like trying to explain color to a blind man, but seeing as I'm too cheap to subscribe to an internet comic strip service so I can't link you all, I shall give it a go.

One of the funniest new comic strips to come about in a long time is "Pearls Before Swine," a funny-animal strip as seen through the "South Park" filter. It features a cynical Rat, a lovable but dim Pig, and a strange assortment of guest characters. One of which is Satan. I kid you not.

Seems that Satan is an old college buddy of Rat, and is staying with him for the week while his home is being renovated ("It looks like Hell"). During the week, Rat and Satan go to a seafood resturant for dinner.

The waiter asks, "What'll you have?"

Rat: "I'll have the broiled scallops."

Satan: "And I'll have your sole."

Waiter: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" (Runs away screaming)

Rat (to Satan): "You may want to rethink your order."

:rolleyes: \:D

Okay, you had to be there, but it WAS pretty damn funny.

Peace and love,

Scot

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#127805 - 06/28/04 05:32 PM Re: It's all about sole
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\:D

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#127806 - 06/30/04 06:13 PM Re: It's all about sole
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The other day, I went into my sister's kitchen and saw that she had inadventently (sp?) left out some fairly expensive white-fleshed fish on the counter. Knowing how pricey it was, and how she and her husband loved good fish, I took it upon myself to wrap it in cellophane and put it in the freezer.

She walked in and saw I was up to something. She asked, "what're you doing?"

"Why," I responded, "I'm trying to save your sole."

:rolleyes: \:D

Now, THAT was bad! (Not to mention......fishy)

Peace and love,

Scot

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#127807 - 06/30/04 06:55 PM Re: It's all about sole
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#127808 - 06/30/04 07:00 PM Re: It's all about sole
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And then there was the lady who went into the fish monger's shop to get some filet of sole for her dinner. He didn't have any in the display case so went to the back to look for some. Another customer comes in and inquires "Where's the fish monger?"

"He's doing some sole searching."

Bada bing!

Man, it's getting worse, isn't it?

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#127809 - 06/30/04 08:46 PM Re: It's all about sole
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eddie,
yes \:D and i am trying so hard to not make it more so \:\) . keep this up, though, and i will have no choice but to bring out the sheep joke herd ;\)

remember, you all have been warned...


\:D

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#127810 - 07/01/04 01:28 PM Re: It's all about sole
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More related to the hominym that started this evil exchange, but I was remembering something that George Carlin once talked about when he was discussing Catholicism. I'm a (fairly bad) Catholic, so I saw his rationale.

According to Carlin, he's always been suspicious about the Catholics because they were after his soul. "That's all we want," his priest used to intone, "your immortal soul."

"Now I HEARD about my soul. Most people hear about 'soul' long before they hear about 'Catholic.' And it's always about saving it. 'Save your soul. SAVE YOUR SOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUULLLLLL!'

"And the Catholics were AFTER mine!

"So I say, 'screw you, man. I'm KEEPING my soul!' I figure I'll polish it up and show it off on the weekends."

Okay, not as funny, but it sums up most of my initial suspicions of the Catholic church. I'd much rather worship Neptune anyway because he is, after all, the King of the Sea and, as such, he's all about sole.

Badum-bump! TIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSHHHHHHHH!!! (cymble rim-shot)

:rolleyes: \:D

(I hear you and no it DIDN'T suck!)

Peace and love,

Scot

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#127811 - 07/21/04 04:07 PM Re: It's all about sole
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Are we the Sole Survivors? \:\) \:\) \:\)

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#127812 - 07/21/04 06:25 PM Re: It's all about sole
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llllllllloooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg deeeeeeeeeeeeppppp mmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooooaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnn!

I guess a good pun is it's own re-word.

Argh,
Bill

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#127813 - 07/21/04 06:47 PM Re: It's all about sole
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