My phone is ex dex, but I get lots of crossed numbers coming in.
Some of them ask me if I can do a removal today, and I say no.
They say, why not! Because I am not a removal man.
Then I get a young kid asking to speak to Alex, sorry kiddo, you got a crossed line too.
Some of them are amusing, like the one from a school asking why mary is not at school today, I politely said that I do not know, the teacher replied how do you mean.
You got a crossed number Miss, because she does not live here, and if she did, she would have to have a good excuse for not being in school.
That is just some of the many freaky phone calls I get, and I should get the phone Co, to pay me to take them :p
Whoever stole the Sun, put it back and we'll drop all the charges!