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#127269 - 06/13/04 08:28 PM Re: T-Shirt psychoanalysis
Lloydy Offline
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Registered: 04/17/02
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Loc: England Shropshire
I saw a boy today, about 7 yo with thick glasses and eyes pointing all over the the place. Just the sort of kid that would be picked on, but he was striding along full of confidence wearing a T shirt that read.
"Hey, it isn't MY fault !"

A star is born !

Dave

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Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler.
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#127272 - 06/15/04 06:58 PM Re: T-Shirt psychoanalysis
wrangler Offline
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Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 84
Loc: Northern Virginia
I've never seen before, but I would *love* a T shirts that says:

I survived childhood sexaul abuse and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

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"Don't waste your time on jealousy. Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long and, in the end, it's only with yourself." -Mary Schmich

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#127273 - 06/17/04 12:42 AM Re: T-Shirt psychoanalysis
theo Offline
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don't know if they made it to t-shirt status, but two bumper stickers remain emblazened in my mind. the first was, and i apologize for the content,

"a schlong, beats a schlort"

the other one was owned by my first roommate in undergad college...it read, "back off! or i'll flick a booger on your windshield!" i know my former roomie, he would have done exactly that \:D

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journey well,
theo dewolfe

- It is gift, and gift will find its way
- I inherit through my choice. I build through my affirmation. It is through my freedom that I nurture, or fade into autonomy
- I was not given to serve life, but to embrace it

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#127275 - 06/17/04 04:55 PM Re: T-Shirt psychoanalysis
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Registered: 09/24/03
Posts: 2154
Loc: Massachusetts
"I ate my inner child."

"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're NOT out to get you."

"I'm out of my mind at the moment, but if you leave a message, I'll get back to you."

"I'm having an out-of-body experience in yours."

"Know thyself. If you need help, call the FBI."

"I wouldn't mind the voices in my head, but they're the Carpenters."

"It's called a point. Your stories would be SO much more interesting if they had one."

"Are you stalking me? Because that would be super!"

I just needed the laughs today! \:D

Peace and love,

Scot

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There are reasons I'm taking medication. They're called "other people." - Me, displaying my anti-social tendancies

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#127276 - 06/17/04 05:37 PM Re: T-Shirt psychoanalysis
Archnut Offline
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Registered: 10/26/02
Posts: 343
Loc: United Kingdom
Working on site a few years back I noticed an excavation supervisor wearing a t-shirt with this on the back

Archaeology - A career in ruins

Thats the one for me

Good thread!

Archnut
"And all that was left was hope"

My Story (Triggers)
http://www.waltonhop.blogspot.com


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#127277 - 06/17/04 06:06 PM Re: T-Shirt psychoanalysis
SAR Offline
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Registered: 12/07/03
Posts: 3310
Loc: USA
Archnut,

How about "anthropologists do it in the field"?

\:D


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#127279 - 06/17/04 07:53 PM Re: T-Shirt psychoanalysis
theo Offline
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mel brooks, "spaceballs"

"may the farce be with you"

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journey well,
theo dewolfe

- It is gift, and gift will find its way
- I inherit through my choice. I build through my affirmation. It is through my freedom that I nurture, or fade into autonomy
- I was not given to serve life, but to embrace it

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#127280 - 06/17/04 07:57 PM Re: T-Shirt psychoanalysis
theo Offline
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Registered: 09/28/03
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sheep joke alert...remember, you have been warned \:D


if a commediane goes to a plastic surgeon, does he ask for a farcial?

if i get booted off the forum for that one, i understand, but i could not resist.

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journey well,
theo dewolfe

- It is gift, and gift will find its way
- I inherit through my choice. I build through my affirmation. It is through my freedom that I nurture, or fade into autonomy
- I was not given to serve life, but to embrace it

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#127281 - 06/17/04 07:57 PM Re: T-Shirt psychoanalysis
outis Offline
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Registered: 02/27/03
Posts: 2258
Loc: Maryland USA
Alright, you guys "farced" me to drag this one out again.

Stand back, he's got a pun and he's not afraid to use it!
\:D

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"Telemachos, your guest is no discredit to you. I wasted no time in stringing the bow, and I did not miss the mark. My strength is yet unbroken…"—The Odyssey, translated by W.H.D. Rouse

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#127282 - 06/21/04 07:18 PM Re: T-Shirt psychoanalysis
Stephen_5 Offline
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Registered: 09/12/00
Posts: 667
Loc: Northern California Foothills
Given my many motorcycle adventures my sister gave me a 'no fear' t-shirt that reads,

'Been there, wrecked that'

And, yes, now I have two 'bikes. Some people never learn from experience...LOL.

Steve

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Kurt Vonnegut (1922-2007)

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