I got an email from a secret admirer.
Dont know how she found me, but she
sounds like hot stuff.

I dont use Yahoo, so I dont know how
she got my email address, as it is not
Yahoo.

I think I will reply, just to see what
the game is,

ste
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Hello dear,

I was browsing through the yahoo site and
something stoped me. and I decide to know you and if you have time to be a
friend. I'm looking for
someone I can have as a friend first and then see
what happens from there. I'm a nurse, was born in canada.I was born and
grow up in Canada, Mum, is
Canadian and dad is Nigerian, I just finished my
medical school here and I feel it's time i meet
someone in my life that I will grow old with. Someone ........who is family
oriented, who wants
love and honest relationship...........the distance
dose matters though........but when we love someone you cross over for that
which you cherish. I love to
meet you, know more about you and things you love
doing...........my friends say i'm funny, but i want someone i will take
care of his heart since I'm a nurse
till the end of the world.
That's why I reached you and hope you don't get mad with me if your'e a
married man cos I won't mail
you back ......sorry......lol.
So get back to me and lets get to know more about ourselves and plsssssget
me a picture of you if you
wants to see more of mine
thanks
Roselyn

I bet it's 3 more emails and she asks for your Visa number. ;-)

She can have it, but I will change the numbers to fool her

dude - this is pretty amusing

this sounds like a spam just to collect email data

I wouldn't respond -

m

I guess they don't ask you to write any papers in nursing/med school. Strange that she can't quite figure out which one it is or complete a grammatically correct sentence; we won't even start on the spelling. *lol*

Ste, I bet you could have a field day with this one. Kinda like sending a junk mailer all of your other junk mail in their own reply envelope. I think it was John, or maybe Dave, who taught me that one.

Have fun........Trish

Ste,

Definitely a scam, but have fun with it! A guy like you can probably string this one along for quite a while, entertaining yourself the whole while.

Trish, Yes, it was me. You have a good memory! And yes, I do still indulge in that little mischief when the urge strikes me. What fun!

Lots of love,

John

if you guys get some free time, do a google on ppp-powerbook. It's beautiful.

Nobby,

That is an enchanting little tale. All that cloak and dagger stuff Quite enjoyable.

John

Trish,

How did you find that out about me, thats exactly what I do.

Her reply;

I really will like to believe that i sound like your dream lover. and
dreams are never realised if we don't open our minds to accept them why we
come accross them. i really don't want to know how far we are from each
other anyway...........but if its God's will that this is our way of coming
together and knowing each other...........then so be it.
I will be happy to send my pics to you and will like to see more of yours
too.
i will also like to chat with you on here and WHEN can that be.
what do you for fun. have you been married before? anykids? tell me about
your schedules.........and what you want from a woman..............will you
love to marry for love? and are you sure you can handle a long lasting
relationship for now?
first i want to talk more with you so i can be able to know how your heart
and mind works and you also getting to know mine too.

will be sending more pics and need to see yours too. have a great day.
thanks
roselyn

So OK,

I tell her that I am a tree surgeon, working for the royal hospital for sick plants in london.
She is bound to think I am filthy rich, doing that type of work.

Yeah, she cant string a sentence together, but I bet she can string some credit card details with her mails.

She wont be doing it for nothing, I think I will send her some mad photograph that I found on the web, and I have a 'family' photograph of some rednecks that she can have also.

Its the cheeky little boy thing,

ste

I signed up for Hot Or Not with a picture of Rob Lowe; you could use him. Not famous enough to be recognised, good-looking enough to get attention, and a dirtbag so you don't feel guilty for using him.