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#126525 - 03/28/04 10:24 PM Re: Absolutely nothing here
Bill_1965 Offline
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Registered: 06/29/03
Posts: 1983
Loc: Flint, Michigan
Thanks Brian,

I was glad I didn't know that.

Make that I am glad, I didn't know that. Too bad that isn't the case anymore.

Bill

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#126526 - 03/29/04 03:33 PM Re: Absolutely nothing here
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Posts: 25
Loc: Florida
Hi! I love a good groaner of a pun!
Another thing we have in common.

Art

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#126527 - 03/29/04 04:16 PM Re: Absolutely nothing here
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Registered: 02/27/03
Posts: 2260
Loc: Maryland USA
Poor puns provided promptly:

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in 10 different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in 10 did.

(Not mine, so I ain't gonna sign it.)

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#126528 - 03/29/04 04:19 PM Re: Absolutely nothing here
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A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"

The doctor replied: "It's very simple. You're two tents."

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#126529 - 03/29/04 04:21 PM Re: Absolutely nothing here
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A hungry African lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him.

Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.

(OK, I'll stop now. )

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#126530 - 03/29/04 05:36 PM Re: Absolutely nothing here
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Loc: Flint, Michigan
Joe,

Some of those were pretty Punny, oops I meant Funny. \:D

Bill

Boy this is turning in to a fairly long thread for being Absolutely Nothing Here. :rolleyes:

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#126531 - 03/29/04 06:42 PM Re: Absolutely nothing here
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Registered: 09/24/03
Posts: 2154
Loc: Massachusetts
I was playing Scrabble with a friend of mine who threw down the word, "Neans."

"What the Hell?! That's not a word!" I yelled. (I'm VERY competative when it comes to board games)

He replied, after a pause, "I had two "n's" that I had to get rid of."

I glared at him and said......"The 'N's' doesn't justify the 'neans'!"

(rim shot)

:rolleyes:

Okay, I "borrowed" that one from Scott Adams. But I tell it better! \:D

Peace and love,

Scot

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#126532 - 03/29/04 08:12 PM Re: Absolutely nothing here
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Stand back, everyone, he has a pun and he's not afraid to use it!

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"Telemachos, your guest is no discredit to you. I wasted no time in stringing the bow, and I did not miss the mark. My strength is yet unbroken…"—The Odyssey, translated by W.H.D. Rouse

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#126533 - 03/29/04 08:49 PM Re: Absolutely nothing here
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Registered: 06/29/03
Posts: 1983
Loc: Flint, Michigan
The therapist-in-training will lesson my pain.

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#126534 - 03/29/04 08:53 PM Re: Absolutely nothing here
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Registered: 06/29/03
Posts: 1983
Loc: Flint, Michigan
The zookeeper was on his deathbed. He had made arrangements for all of the animals except his African antelope. He decided to will da beast.

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