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#126515 - 03/28/04 03:53 AM Absolutely nothing here
Bill_1965 Offline
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Registered: 06/29/03
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Loc: Flint, Michigan
Not really a post, just getting rid of the 666 on the number of posts. I don't want to go off to sleep with that number on the bottom.

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#126516 - 03/28/04 03:55 AM Re: Absolutely nothing here
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Ok, one more. The directory is showing the 666, call me whatever, but I gotta get rid of it.

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#126517 - 03/28/04 02:38 PM Re: Absolutely nothing here
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Should we start calling you Billzebub?


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#126518 - 03/28/04 02:44 PM Re: Absolutely nothing here
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Or El DiaBillo, how about MephisBillpheles?

Just 5 more to go myself.


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#126519 - 03/28/04 03:03 PM Re: Absolutely nothing here
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i would be worried if it were 976 - Bill

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#126520 - 03/28/04 03:14 PM Re: Absolutely nothing here
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Bill,

B.L. Zebub? Don't knock it, because I've thought of it for a pseudonym! \:D

Most people wouldn't get it.

How about driving Rt. 666, The Devil's Highway. They tell me there's a real one.

Anyway, I best be leaving this before I get off on a trident (okay, reaching, but you have to admit, it's clever! \:D Or maybe not.

Peace and love,

Scot

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#126521 - 03/28/04 07:09 PM Re: Absolutely nothing here
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Brian ( ! ),

How'd I know that you would respond to this? Thanks for the giggles. \:D

Scot,

Route 666 was renamed Route 491. I wonder why they renamed it :rolleyes: . It was named that because it was the 6th spur of Route 66 and runs through New Mexico, Colorado and Utah.

Mark,

I'm sorry to say, I don't know the reference to 976. It went right over my head. :p

I think I'll stick with Bill_1965, ;\)
Bill

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#126522 - 03/28/04 07:24 PM Re: Absolutely nothing here
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Does Bill = Damien in some unusual coding? I think not!....Rik

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#126523 - 03/28/04 07:51 PM Re: Absolutely nothing here
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976-Bill

Talk to live Bills in your area only $3.99 per minute. Call now Bill is standing by.


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#126524 - 03/28/04 09:09 PM Re: Absolutely nothing here
crisispoint Offline
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976 FM - BILL

All Bill, all the time! \:D

Damn you, Brian! (Al Pacino voice) Every time I think I'm OUT, you drag me back IN!

I knew this place was EVIL! \:D

I guess that makes me.....Scot Evil!

Ooooooookay, little, little joke there!

Never mind!

Scot \:D

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#126525 - 03/28/04 10:24 PM Re: Absolutely nothing here
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Thanks Brian,

I was glad I didn't know that.

Make that I am glad, I didn't know that. Too bad that isn't the case anymore.

Bill

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#126526 - 03/29/04 03:33 PM Re: Absolutely nothing here
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Hi! I love a good groaner of a pun!
Another thing we have in common.

Art

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#126527 - 03/29/04 04:16 PM Re: Absolutely nothing here
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Poor puns provided promptly:

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in 10 different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in 10 did.

(Not mine, so I ain't gonna sign it.)

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#126528 - 03/29/04 04:19 PM Re: Absolutely nothing here
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A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"

The doctor replied: "It's very simple. You're two tents."

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"Telemachos, your guest is no discredit to you. I wasted no time in stringing the bow, and I did not miss the mark. My strength is yet unbroken…"—The Odyssey, translated by W.H.D. Rouse

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#126529 - 03/29/04 04:21 PM Re: Absolutely nothing here
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A hungry African lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him.

Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.

(OK, I'll stop now. )

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#126530 - 03/29/04 05:36 PM Re: Absolutely nothing here
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Joe,

Some of those were pretty Punny, oops I meant Funny. \:D

Bill

Boy this is turning in to a fairly long thread for being Absolutely Nothing Here. :rolleyes:

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#126531 - 03/29/04 06:42 PM Re: Absolutely nothing here
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Loc: Massachusetts
I was playing Scrabble with a friend of mine who threw down the word, "Neans."

"What the Hell?! That's not a word!" I yelled. (I'm VERY competative when it comes to board games)

He replied, after a pause, "I had two "n's" that I had to get rid of."

I glared at him and said......"The 'N's' doesn't justify the 'neans'!"

(rim shot)

:rolleyes:

Okay, I "borrowed" that one from Scott Adams. But I tell it better! \:D

Peace and love,

Scot

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#126532 - 03/29/04 08:12 PM Re: Absolutely nothing here
outis Offline
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Stand back, everyone, he has a pun and he's not afraid to use it!

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"Telemachos, your guest is no discredit to you. I wasted no time in stringing the bow, and I did not miss the mark. My strength is yet unbroken…"—The Odyssey, translated by W.H.D. Rouse

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#126533 - 03/29/04 08:49 PM Re: Absolutely nothing here
Bill_1965 Offline
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The therapist-in-training will lesson my pain.

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#126534 - 03/29/04 08:53 PM Re: Absolutely nothing here
Bill_1965 Offline
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Posts: 1983
Loc: Flint, Michigan
The zookeeper was on his deathbed. He had made arrangements for all of the animals except his African antelope. He decided to will da beast.

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#126535 - 03/29/04 08:55 PM Re: Absolutely nothing here
Bill_1965 Offline
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Registered: 06/29/03
Posts: 1983
Loc: Flint, Michigan
If you pluck chickens for a living, you're bound to get down on your self now and then.

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#126536 - 03/29/04 08:57 PM Re: Absolutely nothing here
Bill_1965 Offline
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Posts: 1983
Loc: Flint, Michigan
The indian chief called for an electrician. When the election got there the chief took him into his teepee and asked the electrician to hook up electricity to the head that sat in the middle of the tent.
He was the first person to wire a head for a reservation.

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#126537 - 03/29/04 10:56 PM Re: Absolutely nothing here
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Ok, here we go, I'm going for the bad / inapropriate joke award.

A man comes home from work to find his wife in bed with his best friend. He instantly becomes enraged, grabs her suitcases, starts packing her clothes in them, gives them to her and tells her to "GET OUT!!!" Then, he angrily turns to his best friend and says "BAD DOG!!", "BAD DOG!!".


\:D

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#126538 - 03/30/04 06:44 PM Re: Absolutely nothing here
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A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners. All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even after he had knocked several times.
Finally, he took out his card, wrote on the back "Revelation 3:20 " and stuck it in the door.
The next day as he was counting the offering, he found his card in the collection plate. Below his message was notation "Genesis 3:10."
Revelation 3:20 reads: "Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If any man hear my voice, and opens the door, I will come in to him, and will dine with him, and he will with me."
Genesis 3:10 reads: "And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked."

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