Hasslehoff? PLEASE! I have SOME taste, dude!
Him as Nick Fury. Yeah, I'd buy THAT for a dollar! They need to do a new version of him. Hey, since they have him as a younger black man in the Ultimate comics line, how about having Sam Jackson or Laurence Fishbourne play him as a youthfully-prolonged Vietnam-era CIA operative running the latest version of SHIELD? Just a thought.
To paraphrase you, Parttime, the cheap-@$$ Captain America was SO bad on SO many levels (rubber ears outside Cap's cowl?! HELLO!), but I loved the makeup job on the Red Skull. And I kinda liked the '80s TV Cap, cheezy though it was.
Ah, but the Holy Grail of "bad" comic movies has to go to the tag team champions of the world....the Roger Corman produced cheap-@$$ I-need-to-film-SOMETHING-to-hold-onto-the-rights "Fantastic Four" and the aborted (Thank you, GOD!) live-action pilot for the "Justice League." (David Ogden-Steirs in a green bodysuit as the Martian Manhunter. Yep, it wasn't a nightmare!)
By the way, does anyone have a bootleg of the "Star Wars Holiday Special" they made for network television? Apart from the WAY COOL animated short that introduced Boba Fett, and appearences of the major actors from Star Wars (Including a coked-out-of-her-@$$ Carrie Fisher!), it was SO GODDAWFUL (Art Carney as an intergalactic repairman? Bea Arthur as a Cantina Owner?!? Harvey Korman (IN DRAG! AND MAKEUP!) an an alien chentreuse (sp?). So awful, AWFUL! that Lucasfilm has officially tried to disown it and deny its exhistance! Thanks to bootleggers, the proof is out there.
Anyway, I've rambled. Food for (bad!) cinematic thought.
Peace and love,