Kids have this wonderful way of saying things
that no adult would ever contemplate hearing.
I guess it just how they view their world.
How about this one;
At the end of the day,
I parked my police van in front of the station house. My K-9 partner, Jake, was in the back barking, which caught the attention of a boy who was passing by.
"Is that a dog you have back there?" he asked.
"It sure is," I said.
"What did he do?"
Then me as the little boy.
I saw a wagon from the fire service.
It said forensic fire investigation dog.
The little guy in me wanted to know the
role of this ffidog.
Can the dog say how the fire started!
Does it know the culprit!
Then the time when I walked down a path, and this guy I was with started a fire with rubbish.
A police car came down the path, and he said.
I expected to see a couple of kids down here.
I said to him, and you did do.
He laughed at that suggestion.
Trouble is, I meant it!