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#125681 - 03/28/06 09:39 PM Hi Jinx what kids say
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Kids have this wonderful way of saying things
that no adult would ever contemplate hearing.
I guess it just how they view their world.

How about this one;

At the end of the day,
I parked my police van in front of the station house. My K-9 partner, Jake, was in the back barking, which caught the attention of a boy who was passing by.

"Is that a dog you have back there?" he asked.

"It sure is," I said.

"What did he do?" \:\)

Then me as the little boy.

I saw a wagon from the fire service.
It said forensic fire investigation dog.
The little guy in me wanted to know the
role of this ffidog.

Can the dog say how the fire started!
Does it know the culprit!

Then the time when I walked down a path, and this guy I was with started a fire with rubbish.

A police car came down the path, and he said.
I expected to see a couple of kids down here.
I said to him, and you did do.
He laughed at that suggestion.

Trouble is, I meant it!

ste

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#125682 - 03/29/06 12:22 AM Re: Hi Jinx what kids say
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That one made me laugh Ste. In good weather I take Bruno out to the common across the road from us and we sit in the sun while I play slide guitar - an old 1930s Dobro. Kids often come up to me, sit and pet Bruno, and finally ask the fatal question: "Is that really a guitar?" \:\)

Much love,
Larry

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As I go walking my freedom highway.
Nobody living can make me turn back:
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#125683 - 03/29/06 05:32 PM Re: Hi Jinx what kids say
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Larry,

I remember going for a sandwich in lunch hour which means I have to cross a bridge over the canal.

This little girl was with her mum watching the ducks, I overheard her asking in a high voice.
Do ducks pee mum?

The kid probably thought the canal was made of pee.

I laughed at that,

ste

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#125684 - 03/29/06 06:40 PM Re: Hi Jinx what kids say
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Ste,

I used to wonder how chickens were able to swallow eggs whole so they could lay them again.

And one from my nephew, when he was about 5: "Uncle Larry, could you ask my Mommy to give me a quarter? You're known her for longer than I have."

Much love,
Larry

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As I go walking my freedom highway.
Nobody living can make me turn back:
This land was made for you and me.
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#125685 - 03/29/06 06:54 PM Re: Hi Jinx what kids say
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Larry,

they were good.
i buried a dead mouse in a matchbox coffin filled with cotton wool and leave its head showing, just in case it was not dead.

Steven's preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. The firefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked the class: "Does anyone know what this is?" Steven's hand shot up and the firefighter called on him. Steven replied: "That's how Mommy knows supper is ready!"

Her 4-year-old and a friend came out of the bathroom screaming, "There's a SPIDER in the bathtub!" Kim calmly asked, "Is it a daddy long legs?" The little girl looked puzzled and said, "Well, he's got long legs, but I don't know if he's a Daddy!"

Paquita Rawleigh of Riverside, Calif. is from a foreign country and speaks with an accent. Many people ask her, "What country are you from?" One day her 5-year-old son brought a friend home to play. Paquita asked the boys if they wanted some milk and cookies. The friend told Paquita's son (when he thought Paquita was out of earshot), "Your Mamma sure speaks funny." Without batting an eye, Paquita's son responded, "Yes, I know - she is not from this world!

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