OK, guys, that's it!
We are taking applications for the job of Chat Administrator - Requirements:
Bi-polar - to follow the wild swings of mood & behavior of guests & members,
Paranoic - to insure that every critical remark is taken seriously,
Rageaholic - to be able to recognize the early signs of melt down,
Schizophrenic - to be able to be friends with those who constantly malign and criticize him
Amnesic - to recognize the signs that some one has forgotten what they were talking about and is about to go off on strange tangents.
TOOTHLESS To eliminate all pain from biting one's tongue.
DYSLEXIC AND BLIND To be able to comprehend my typo-laden messages. (This post is not an example.)
MINDLESS To feel like you are making a contribution by bringing a fresh prespective to each and every situation.
Obsessive Compulsive - to be able to read daily chat>
"..this place isn't a discussion forum..it's a portal..." Lupin
"The truth will set you free, but first it will probably piss you off." dwf's AA sponsor.