I was looking for something to bring up my spirits, and then it hit me - I've made some pretty witty (to me, anyway
) observations. Some, like the one in my signature, I've used as such, but others I've adapted from other people's clever observations for my use. To wit -
Be positive. It'll drive everyone else bonkers.
Normal is the state everyone strives for, and no one achieves.
Every time I wonder if I'm sane or not, I just remind myself that I'm not and move on. No sense dwelling on such things.
Every time I see your face, I get that stupid Ringo Starr tune in my head.
Be a non-conformist, unless everyone else is.
Happiness is realizing you're the only one who knows you're God.
All I want out of life are the simple things - a roof over my head, some food in my belly, and universal domination. In that order.
Be your own person. I mean, it's not like you can be anyone else.
My life is inspired by a true story.
When anyone calls you nuts, simply tell them you're a storyteller, which qualifies you to be a megalomaniacal control freak.
Why do we need a voicebox to whistle?
Remember, the eyes of the paintings ARE staring at you.
A conundrum - there are NO "I's" in Texas, yet the state song is "The Eyes of Texas are Upon You."
Who told Chuck Norris he could sing, anyway?
Another conundrum - you can repeat all of his strips from beginning to end, yet Charles Schultz's "Peanuts" will always be fresh every time you read them.
Peter Allen is the Funk King of Newark.
I miss the soulful lipsyncing of "Milli Vanilli."
Rocky 6 - When 4 sequels aren't enough.
What is so international about IHOP? They make PANCAKES!
So, what are YOU'RE witty observations?
Peace and love,