Test for Dementia"
"It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test."
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> Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As
we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert, The saying; "If
you don't use it, you will lose it" also applies to the brain, so... Below
is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence.
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> So, take the following test presented here and determine if you are
losin it or are still "with it." The spaces below are so you don't see the
answers until you have made your answer.
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> OK, relax, clear your mind and... begin.
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> WELL MAYBE NOT THAT CLEAR!
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> 1. What do you put in a toaster?
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> Answer: "bread."? If you said "toast," then give up now and go do
something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread," go to
Question 2.
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2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?
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Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not
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may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading
something more appropriate such as Children's World. If you said "water"
then proceed to question 3.
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3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made
from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black
house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
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Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green
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questions? If you said "glass," then go on to Question 4.
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4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over
> Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically
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flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last
remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure.
Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane fatally
crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and
West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors??? East Germany or West
Germany or in "no man's land"?
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Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors.
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> If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try
to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated.
If you said, "Don't bury the survivors", then proceed to the next question.
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5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to
Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading,
six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people
get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get
on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen,
six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What
was the name of the bus driver?
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Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!??
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> Don't you remember your own name??It was YOU!!
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I failed miserably boo hoo
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