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#124141 - 07/15/05 09:40 PM Favorite quotes from the movies
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The movie fan strikes again! \:D

Recently, the American Film Institue made a list of the top 100 movie quotes of all time. Now, a LOT of our favorites are gonna cross over, but I'm wondering, what are the favorite quotes from the people here?

So, I'm asking - what are YOUR favorite movie quotes?

Here are a few of mine. Be aware, as I've probably repeated them often, that some are quite long.

Someday a big rain's gonna come and wash the filth off the streets - Taxi Driver

I'm mad as Hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore! - Network

No more wire hangers ever! - Mommie Dearest

Like all stories worth telling, it's about a girl. - Spider-Man

We're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

I've got a bad feeling about this. - EVERY SINGLE Star Wars movie!

Rosebud..... - Citizen Kane

There's only one sure thing about men like us; not one of us will see Heaven. - Road to Perdition

GET YOUR PAWS OFF ME, YOU DAMNED DIRTY APE! - Planet Of The Apes

SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OF PEOPLE! - Soylent Green (both the previous line and this one were delivered in the finest of overacted tones by the wonderful Charlton Heston, hence the all caps \:D )

Your turn now!

Peace and love,

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#124142 - 07/15/05 10:09 PM Re: Favorite quotes from the movies
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"Here's another fine mess you've gotten me into"
Laurel & Hardy [staple saying]

"WISEMAN WHO SIT ON TACK BETTER OFF!" Charlie Chan
to #1 son

"Befriend donkey expect to be kicked" Charlie Chan in 'Castle in the Desert'

"Oh dad, not the puppets again" daughter talking to Richard Dreyfus in 'What About Bob'

I have more to post later! I expecting this to be a really good thread!!!

Howard

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#124143 - 07/15/05 10:44 PM Re: Favorite quotes from the movies
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This is one I overuse. Folks who know me it's my favorite line of all time. Actually, it's so long that it's less of a line than a soliloquey. Anyone whose seen the movie knows the context it's said in, and that makes it one of the most dramatic movie moments of all time.

I've seen things you people can't begin to imagine. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've seen C-beams glitter in the stars near Tanenhauser Gate. All these moments will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain. Time to die..... Blade Runner.

And the one always said by anyone with a mirror.

You talkin' to me? You talkin' to ME? Well, I don't see anyone else here, so you MUST be talkin' to me! - Taxi Driver.

Keep this thread going!

Peace and love,

Scot \:D

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#124144 - 07/15/05 10:46 PM Re: Favorite quotes from the movies
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Oh, yesh, one I forgot.

You made me pop your eye out for THAT SCUMBAG?!? - Casino

Peace and love again,

Scot

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#124145 - 07/16/05 12:39 AM Re: Favorite quotes from the movies
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Apocalypse Now

Colnel Kilgore: "I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

Dave

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#124146 - 07/16/05 01:02 AM Re: Favorite quotes from the movies
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I forgot this classic from the Blues Brothers

Elwood Blues:
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

That's my kinda driving \:D

Dave

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#124147 - 07/16/05 01:28 AM Re: Favorite quotes from the movies
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funny you should mention this -

i again and again have been thinking about the line from 'the bird cage' - and laughing to myself about it. - the movie was with Robbin Williams and Nathan Lane as lovers who run a drag club - just been coming to mind - who knows why -

"that's all I am to you isn't it?! ... a meal ticket?!" - not complete without a hand to the brow brushing the hair away with a lifted eyebrow while still staying above it all - focusing ahead \:\) - Nathan Lane as 'Albert' aka "Starina"


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#124148 - 07/16/05 03:01 AM Re: Favorite quotes from the movies
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STELLA!!!! - Street Car Named Desire

I used to yell this whenever my kids were younger and around when I hammered my finger or cracked a toe on a door, instead of cussing! I guess I have regressed, I cuss now, dammit.


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#124149 - 07/16/05 03:48 AM Re: Favorite quotes from the movies
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Maria defiantly confronts the Captain, in The Sound of Music.

"I could never answer to a whistle.
Whistles are for dogs and cats and other animals,
but not for children, and definitely not for me.
It would be too humiliating."

I always loved that line!

When I was a boy I was whistled for every day and hated it and wished I could be rescued by someone genuine and loving and strong.


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#124150 - 07/16/05 12:24 PM Re: Favorite quotes from the movies
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I have lots of "deep" favs, but here are some less deep -- The Airplane Franchise (thks IMDB)

Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit ____.

***

Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

***

Steve McCroskey: Jacobs, I want to know absolutely everything that's happened up till now.
Jacobs: Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.

***

Striker: We're going to have to blow up the computer!
Elaine Dickinson: Blow ROC?
[a smiling face appears on the computer]

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#124151 - 07/16/05 02:07 PM Re: Favorite quotes from the movies
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not a movie but from the simpsons

"Some day I have the feeling I will be explaining this to a therapist"

And

" I saw aome evil and dark things last night at your secret meeting and I want in"

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#124152 - 07/16/05 10:51 PM Re: Favorite quotes from the movies
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Another line from another Scorcese film made famous by Joe Pesci.....

Funny? You think I'm funny? Funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? Is that it? I wanna know how YOU think I'm FUNNY! - Goodfellas

Henry, why are you dressed like a gangster? - Also Goodfellas

Wake up. Time to die. - Blade Runner

Try not. Do or do not. There is no try. - The Empire Strikes Back

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver, with fava beans and a nice chianti. FFFFNNNNNITHIPTHIPTHIPTHIP! - Silence of the Lambs.

We are the future, Charles, not them. They no longer matter. - X-Men

Hello, Clarice. - Again "Silence of the Lambs" as well as "Hannibal"

That's the same atrocious after-shave you wore during my trial - "Manhunter" and "Red Dragon" (Seeing a pattern here? :p )

Keep digging the quotes up!

Scot

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#124153 - 07/16/05 11:21 PM Re: Favorite quotes from the movies
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Finding Nemo

[the Tank Gang is watching the dentist]
Deb: What have we got?
Peach: Root canal, and by the looks of those X-rays, it's not going to be pretty.
Bloat: Dam and clamper installed?
Peach: Yep.
[Dentist drills and patient screams]
Peach: Now he's using the Schilder technique.
Bloat: He's been favoring that one lately. He's using a Hedstrom file.
Gurgle: That's not a Hedstrom file, that's a K-flex.
Bloat: It has a teardrop cross section, clearly it's a HEDSTROM.
Gurgle: No, it's a K-FLEX.
Bloat: HEDSTROM.
Gurgle: K-FLEX.
Bloat: HEDSTROM.
[inflates]
Bloat: Oomp. There I go. I'll be over here.
Deb: [sighs] I'll go deflate him.

Dory: Hey there, Mr. Grumpy Gills. When life gets you down do you wanna know what you've gotta do?
Marlin: No I don't wanna know.
Dory: [singing] Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim.
Marlin: Dory, no singing.
Dory: [continuing] Ha, ha, ha, ha, ho. I love to swim. When you want to swim you want to swim.
Marlin: Now I'm stuck with that song... Now it's in my head.
Dory: Sorry.

Dory: I saw a boat.
Marlin: You did?
Dory: Yeah, it went by not too long ago. Follow me.
[few seconds later]
Dory: Would you quit it? What, the ocean isnt big enough for you or something like that? You got a problem? Huh? Do ya, do ya, do ya? You wanna piece of me? Yeah, yeah! Ooh, I'm scared now! What?
Marlin: What? You said you saw a boat.
Dory: A boat?
Marlin: YES.
Dory: Hey, I've seen a boat. It went by not too long ago. It went... this way. It went this way.
Marlin: Wait a minute, you already told me which way the boat went.
Dory: I did? Oh, no...


Shrek

Puppets at the Information Center: [singing] / Welcome to Duloc / Such a perfect town / Here we have some rules / Let us lay them down / Don't make waves / Stay in line / And we'll get along fine / Duloc is a perfect place / Please keep off of the grass / Shine your shoes / Wipe your... FACE. / Duloc is, Duloc is / Duloc is a perfect... place.
Donkey: Wow. Let's do that again


Shrek: Ogres are like onions.
Donkey: They stink?
Shrek: Yes. No.
Donkey: Oh, they make you cry.
Shrek: No.
Donkey: Oh, you leave em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.
Shrek: NO. Layers. Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.
[sighs]
Donkey: Oh, you both have layers. Oh. You know, not everybody like onions

[Shrek, Donkey, and Fiona are in the forest. Shrek burps]
The Donkey: Shrek.
Shrek: What? It's a compliment. Better out than in, I always say.
The Donkey: But that's no way to behave in front of a princess.
[Fiona burps louder]
Princess Fiona: Thanks.
The Donkey: [to Shrek] She's as nasty as you are.

[Donkey thinks he's dying]
The Donkey: Oh man. I can't feel my toes.
[Looks down and yelps]
The Donkey: I don't have any toes.
[Sits down]
The Donkey: I think I need a hug.


Princess Fiona: Shrek's hurt.
The Donkey: What? Shrek's hurt? Oh, no, Shrek's gonna die!
Shrek: Donkey, I'm fine.
The Donkey: You can't die on me, Shrek! I'm too young for you to die! Keep your feet elevated! Turn your head and cough! Does anybody know the Heimlich?


This thread has prove that I have absolutely no life! Enjoy the quotes.

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Every corner, every city
There's a place where life's a little easy
Little Hennessy, laid back and cool
Every hour, cause it's all good
Leave all the stress from the world outside
Every wrong done will be alright
Nothin but peace, love
And street passion, every ghetto needs a thug mansion

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#124154 - 07/16/05 11:34 PM Re: Favorite quotes from the movies
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Dogma

Loki: The last four days on Earth. If I had a dick, I'd go get laid. But we can do that next best thing.
Bartleby: What's that?
Loki: Let's kill people.
[Lady next to Loki spits out her coffee]
Loki: [to lady] Oh, not you.

Nun: You don't believe in God because of Alice in Wonderland?
Loki: No, "Through the Looking Glass". That poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter" that's an indictment of organized religion. The walrus, with his girth and his good nature, he obviously represents either Buddha, or... or with his tusk, the Hindu elephant god, Lord Ganesha. That takes care of your Eastern religions. Now the carpenter, which is an obvious reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter's son, he represents the Western religions. Now in the poem, what do they do... what do they do? They... They dupe all these oysters into following them and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en masse. I don't know what that says to you, but to me it says that following these faiths based on mythological figures ensure the destruction of one's inner-being. Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions... by inhibiting our decisions, out of... out of fear of some... some intangible parent figure who... who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says... and says, "Do it - Do it and I'll fuckin' spank you. "


8 Mile

B. Rabbit: Hey Sol, do you ever wonder at what point you just got to say fuck it man like when you gotta stop living up here and start living down here?
Sol: It's 7.30 in the morning dawg.

Jimmy Smith Jr: Hey don't be talkin' about my mom or my fuckin' car. I hear everything.
Sol: So he a ninja now?

B. Rabbit: In fact dog, here's a pencil, go home, write some shit, make it suspenseful; and don't come back 'til somethin' dope hits you. Fuck it, you can take the mic home wit you.

[Free World is a rap group]
Cheddar Bob: Fuck the Free World.
B. Rabbit: Shut up, Cheddar.
Cheddar Bob: What? Future said it...


imdb.com is the greatest. \:D

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Every corner, every city
There's a place where life's a little easy
Little Hennessy, laid back and cool
Every hour, cause it's all good
Leave all the stress from the world outside
Every wrong done will be alright
Nothin but peace, love
And street passion, every ghetto needs a thug mansion

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#124155 - 07/16/05 11:58 PM Re: Favorite quotes from the movies
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Come ON demonboi - HOW can you quote Finding Nemo on this site without the following
***
Sharks: [reciting] I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food.
***
Bruce: Hello. My name is Bruce.
Anchor, Chum: Hello, Bruce.
Bruce: It has been three weeks since my last fish, on my honor, or may I be chopped up and made into soup.
[Anchor and Chum applaud]
Chum: You're an inspiration to us all!
Anchor: Amen!
***
[Marlin and Dory are each pulling on the mask; it snaps and hits Dory in the face]
Dory: Ow!
Marlin: Oh, I'm really sorry. Are you okay?
Dory: Ow, ow, ow!
Marlin: I'm so sorry.
Dory: You really clocked me there. Am I bleeding?
[a wisp of blood floats from Dory's nose]
Marlin: Ohh!
Dory: Ow. Ow. Ow.
Bruce: Dory, are you okay...
[Sniffs the blood; his eyes turn black]
Bruce: Ooooooooo, that's good...
Chum, Anchor: Intervention!
***
Dory: Hello. My name is Dory. I don't think I've ever eaten a fish.
[the sharks applaud]
Dory: Whew. Glad I got that off my chest.
***
[as Bruce bangs against the door of the sunken ship]
Dory: Who is it?
Marlin: Dory, help me find a way out!
Dory: [to Bruce] Sorry. Could you come back later? We're trying to escape.
***
Bruce: Heeeerrrreeee's Brucie.
***
Bruce: Now there goes a father. Looking for his little boy.
[starts crying]
Bruce: I never knew my father!
Anchor: Come on, group hug.
Chum: We're all mates here, mate.
***
Bruce: Today's meeting is Step 5: Bring a fish friend. Everyone brought a fish friend?
Anchor: Got mine.
[a small fish shivering with fear]
Dory: Hi there!
Bruce: What about you, Chum?
Chum: Oh... um... I seem to have misplaced my, um... friend.
[a fish skeleton peeks from Chum's teeth; Chum quickly sucks it back in]
Bruce: That's all right, mate. I had a feeling this would be a hard step. You can help yourself to one of my friends.
Chum: [Taking Marlin] Thanks mate. A little chum for Chum, eh?
***
And of COURSE
Marlin: Good feeling's gone

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#124156 - 07/17/05 02:00 AM Re: Favorite quotes from the movies
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Star Trek, the Journey Home

Kirk: "You're not exactly catching us at our best."
Spock, under the lingering influence of too much LDS in his misspent youth: "That much is certain."
\:D

Thanks,

Joe

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#124157 - 07/17/05 04:12 AM Re: Favorite quotes from the movies
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"I'll be Back!"

Any Arnold movie.

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#124158 - 07/17/05 10:33 PM Re: Favorite quotes from the movies
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Another Schwartzenegger (sp? I have no friggin' clue how to spell his friggin' Austrio/Germanic name! ) quote:

Remember when I said I'd kill you last? I lied. - Commando

Heey, Luther! That hurt? It looked REAL painful to me! - 48 Hours

Everybody repeat after me: Dick is Good! Dick is Good! - The Destinguished Gentleman (Eddie Murphy version)

You mean I won't get darker? - The Jerk

Crap! - Hellboy

You idiot! You made me! You dropped me into that vat of acid. It's hard to get over something like that, and don't think I didn't try! - Batman

Why is it when I do something bad, it's evil, but when GOD does something bad, it's His will? - The Witches of Eastwick

Goooooooooosfraba........ - Anger Management

Hey, it's me.
Prove it.
You're a dick.
Okay. - A Wolverine and Cyclops bonding moment from X-Men

That's a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you? - Spider-Man commenting on Bonesaw McGraw's (Randy Savage) taste in wrestling outfits from Spider-Man

He's a regular man. He enjoys women, brandy....
Killing... - Oskar Schindler and Isaak Stern discussing the hobbies of labor camp kommendant Amon Goethe from Schindler's List

All of this, of course, proves that when it comes to having no life, others may say they don't, but I AM the no-life king! \:D

Peace and love,

Scot

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#124159 - 07/20/05 03:45 PM Re: Favorite quotes from the movies
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Ah!! so many-

http://www.uselessmoviequotes.com

Holy Grail

"You've got two empty halves of coconuts and your bangin um together!"

King Arthur: What are you then?

French Soldier: I'm French. Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king.

Sir Galahad: What are you doing in England?

French Soldier: Mind your own business.
-----
French Soldier: You don't frighten us, English pig-dog! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. I blow my nose on you, so-called Arthur-king, you and your silly English kiniggets.
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"Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up . . . we'll all get up . . . it'll be anarchy!" - The Breakfast Club

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Mitch Taylor: Did you know there's a guy living in our closet?

Chris Knight: You've seen him, too?

Mitch Taylor: Who is he?

Chris Knight: Hollyfeld.

Mitch Taylor: Why does he keep going into our closet?

Chris Knight: Why do you keep going into our closet?

Mitch Taylor: To get my clothes, but that's not why he goes in there.

Chris Knight: Of course not, he's twice your size. Your clothes would never fit him.

Mitch Taylor: Yeah?

Chris Knight: Think before you ask these questions, Mitch. Twenty points higher than me, thinks a big guy like that can wear his clothes? - Real Genius


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Hey, easy on the Hannibal quotes guys, remember, my offender was a cannibal! But then again, hannibal "... only ate the rude... free range rude he called them."


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#124160 - 07/20/05 08:42 PM Re: Favorite quotes from the movies
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I'm sorry Curtis. The thing is, as far as fictional villains go, Anthony Hopkins in "Silence of the Lambs" was the only one, to THIS day, that truly scared the living Hell out of me. Most other movie villains are protrayed as either too complex to be scared of, or too laughable.

To wit: Everyone I knew of at the time was scared out of their minds when they heard (and saw) Jack Nicholson in "The Shining" say.....

Here's Johnny - The Shining

or.....

"Home run!" - The Shining

However, in retrospect, I think truly one of the scariest characters in moviedom was Travis Bickle from "Taxi Driver." I mean, who can forget when he finally goes out of his mind with the great quote....

Suck on THIS! - Taxi Driver

Another quote worth requoting....

I am here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm aaaaaaaaaaall outta bubblegum! - They Live

My mom's gonna be so pissed! - Scream

Oh SHIT! - National Lampoon's Animal House

Another one from Animal House, but it requires some stage-setting: The guys from Delta House hijacked dates under false pretences and stopped at a club where the band, Morris Day and the Knights were playing. The all go in, not realizing that it's a club patronized by black people (the movie was set in late '50s - early '60s, so don't blame me!). Among the other ways the male patrons try to let them know they're not welcome are to dance with their female companions and generally hover around the table menacingly. Then comes Flounder's timely statement.....

Flounder; "Uh, we were just......."
Otter; ".....LEAVING! What an excellent idea!"
And they all haul outta dodge, leaving the ladies behind.

Okay, that was a bit much. But please keep 'em coming!

Peace and love,

Scot

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#124161 - 07/24/05 05:16 AM Re: Favorite quotes from the movies
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From Latter Days "You are like a walking, talking marshmallow peep!"

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#124162 - 07/24/05 07:41 AM Re: Favorite quotes from the movies
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From 'Benny and Joon': 'You're out of your tree'...'It's not my tree'. Some reason that has always give me a chuckle.

'Stupid is as stupid does' from Forrest Gump.

I'm sure there are more, both American and other. Just tired tonight.

Leosha

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#124163 - 07/24/05 08:56 AM Re: Favorite quotes from the movies
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The Magnificent Seven


Vin: Reminds me of that fellow back home that fell off a ten story building.
Chris: What about him?
Vin: Well, as he was falling people on each floor kept hearing him say, "So far, so good." Tch... So far, so good!

And History of the World Part1

Dole Office Clerk: Occupation?
Comicus: Stand up philosopher.
Dole Office Clerk: What?
Comicus: Stand up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human existence into a viable and meaningful comprehension.
Dole Office Clerk: Oh, a BULLSHIT artist!

Roman Senator: All fellow members of the Roman senate hear me. Shall we continue to build palace after palace for the rich? Or shall we aspire to a more noble purpose and build decent housing for the poor? How does the senate vote?
Entire Senate: FUCK THE POOR!

Dole Office Clerk: [to a gladiator] Now listen this is your last week of unemployment insurance, either you kill somebody next week or we're going to have to change your status.


The Movie Withnail & I

• We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now.

• Look at that. "Accident Blackspot"? These aren't accidents. They're throwing themselves into the road gladly. Throwing themselves into the road to escape all this hideousness.

• This place has become impossible. Nothing to eat, freezing cold and now a madman on the prowl outside with eels.

• I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.

And Harold and Maude


Maude: I should like to change into a sunflower most of all. They're so tall and simple. What flower would you like to be?
Harold: I don't know. One of these, maybe.
Maude: Why do you say that?
Harold: Because they're all alike.
Maude: Oooh, but they're *not*. Look. See, some are smaller, some are fatter, some grow to the left, some to the right, some even have lost some petals. All *kinds* of observable differences. You see, Harold, I feel that much of the world's sorrow comes from people who are *this*,
[she points to a daisy]
Maude: yet allow themselves be treated as *that*
[she gestures to a field of daisies]


Harold: You sure have a way with people.
Maude: Well, they're my species!


Harold: Maude.
Maude: Hmm?
Harold: Do you pray?
Maude: Pray? No. I communicate.
Harold: With God?
Maude: With *life*.


Harold: You hop in any car you want and just drive off?
Maude: Well, not any car - I like to keep a variety. I'm always looking for the new experience.
Harold: [smiling] Maybe.
[sobering]
Harold: Nevertheless, I think you're upsetting people. I don't know if that's right.
Maude: Well, if some people get upset because they feel they have a hold on some things, I'm merely acting as a gentle reminder: here today, gone tomorrow, so don't get attached to things.


that is enough for today. \:\) \:\)

Jonathan

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#124164 - 07/24/05 04:08 PM Re: Favorite quotes from the movies
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The Italian Job!

John Bridger: How are you?
Charlie Croker: [shrugging] I'm fine.
John Bridger: Fine? You know what "fine" stands for, don't you?
Charlie Croker: Unfortnately, yeah.
John Bridger: Freaked out...
Charlie Croker: Insecure...
John Bridger: Neurotic...
Charlie Croker: And Emotional.
John Bridger: You see those pillars over there?
Charlie Croker: [looks behind him and sees the pillars] What about them?
John Bridger: That's where they used to string up thieves who felt fine.
Charlie Croker: After you.

Lyle isn't answering Charlie's calls]
Handsome Rob: He only answers to "The Napster" now, Charlie
Charlie Croker: Oh, no. I am not calling you The Napster.
Lyle: Why not? You call him Left Ear.
Left Ear: Well, I am.
Lyle: And him Handsome Rob.
Charlie Croker: Well, that's because he is Handsome Rob!

introducing Stella to his partners]
Charlie Croker: That's Lyle. He's my computer genius. You know he's who really invented Napster? At least that's how Lyle tells it. Said Shawn Fanning was his roommate in college and stole his idea. I think it's his first time riding that bike, though.
Lyle: Hey.
[Lyle falls over]
Charlie Croker: You okay?
Lyle: Yeah.
[a car drives up]
Charlie Croker: That's Left Ear. Demolition and explosives. When he was ten, he put one too many M-80s in the toilet bowl... lost the hearing in his right ear. He's been blowing stuff up ever since.
[a car zooms in from behind Charlie and Stella]
Charlie Croker: Handsome Rob. Premier wheel man. Once drove all the way from Los Angeles just so he could set the record for longest freeway chase. You know he got 110 love letters sent to his jail cell from women who saw him on the news?


Lyle: And then he's just the media darling... He's on the cover of all the magazines, I should of been on the cover of wired magazine. you know what he said? he said he named it Napster because it was his nickname because of the nappy hair under the hat. But he, It's because I was NAPPING when he STOLE it from me. He didn't even graduate.
Handsome Rob: I think it's time to move on, don't you? They shut him down, I wish they would do the same to you.

Left Ear: This dude got dogs. I don't do dogs... I had a real bad experience, man.
Charlie Croker: What happened?
Left Ear: I had. A bad. Experience. Damn it. I'M deaf.

Lyle: [after realizing how much money they have stolen] Woo. Yeah.
[pauses]
Lyle: I got the Holy Spirit... get on it... it's a good train.

[Lyle is impersonating Handsome Rob and the cable girl]
Lyle: [as Handsome Rob] 'Ello, I'm Handsome Rob, what's your name?
Lyle: [as girl] My name's Becky. Buts its uh, written on my shirt.
Lyle: [as Handsome Rob] Look, I'm gonna need your shirt and your truck.
Lyle: [as girl] Okay. Would you like my virginity as well?
Lyle: [as Handsome Rob] If it's on the menu.
Lyle: [as Handsome Rob] You're not too bright are you?
Lyle: [as girl] No.
Lyle: [as Handsome Rob] Perfect.

Lyle: [seeing the name "Becky" on the cable-girl's uniform; specifically on her left breast] Becky, huh? Wonder what she calls the other one...
Handsome Rob: And it's such a mystery why you don't have a girlfriend, Lyle.

Lyle: You want all greens? 'Cause, ah, 'cause you got 'em.
[chuckles]
Charlie Croker: What have you got?
Lyle: Welcome to L.A.'s Automated Traffic Surveillance and Control Operations Center. See, they use video feeds from intersections and specifically designed algorithms to predict traffic conditions, and thereby control traffic lights. So all I did was come up with my own... kick ass algorithm to sneak in, and now we own the place.
Charlie Croker: You want to do a dry run?
Lyle: [singsong] I thought you'd never ask.

Left Ear: We're in Italy, speak English.

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Every corner, every city
There's a place where life's a little easy
Little Hennessy, laid back and cool
Every hour, cause it's all good
Leave all the stress from the world outside
Every wrong done will be alright
Nothin but peace, love
And street passion, every ghetto needs a thug mansion

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#124165 - 07/25/05 09:26 PM Re: Favorite quotes from the movies
Caetel Offline
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Loc: Paris, France
"We few, we happy few, we band of brothers
For he that sheds is blood with me today
Shall be my brother ! "

Kenneth Branagh (my mentor ) as Henry V in the film of the same title that changed my life forever ! Sorry about the uncertain spelling though !

"I love you just the way you are !"
Darcy/Colin Firth in Bridget Jones Diary (pfff I would just love to hear that from a man some day !)

"Nobody puts baby in a corner"
ok I know I know it's a classic ! Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing of course ! Got refreshed in an add for cell phones, with Patrick Swayze himself in it ! Hysterical !

"We didn't find him ! He found us"
Clark Kent's parents in Smallville

"You are not exactly from around here" Mr Kent to his son Clark in Smallville

(yes I am not ashamed to admit I am a fan of Smallville \:\) )
:rolleyes: :p \:\) \:D

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#124166 - 07/25/05 09:47 PM Re: Favorite quotes from the movies
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Registered: 09/24/03
Posts: 2154
Loc: Massachusetts
A couple more.....

Jules: Sumbitch throws the n***** out a ten story window through a f***ing glass roof, f***ing up the way he talks. M********** does that to me, better kill my ass.

Vincent: Don't you think he was a little foolish, giving boss man's wife a foot massage?

Jules: A foot massage is nothing. Shit, I give my mother foot massages!

Vincent: So you do foot massages?

Jules: I'm the foot massage master! I don't tickle or nothing.

Vincent: Done a lot of them?

Jules: Yeah.

Vincent (pausing, staring straight at Jules): Ever given a man a foot massage?

Jules (pauses): F**k you!

From Pulp Fiction


Jules (On the phone): This ain't what I need to hear, man. I need to hear "ain't no problem, Jules. I'm on the m***********. Tell those n****** to chill out and wait for the calvary, which will be along presently!"

Marcellus Wallace (On the phone): Ain't no problem, Jules. I'm on the m**********. Tell those n****** to chill out and wait for the Wolf, who'll be along presently.

Jules (startled): You're sending the Wolf?

Marcellus Wallace: Feeling better?

Jules: Well, shoot, negro, why didn't you say so?

Also from Pulp Fiction


(WARNING! MAY CONTAIN TRIGGERS!)

Butch: So......what now?

Marcellus Wallace: What now? I tell you what now. Now I'm gonna call a couple of pipe-hitting n****** who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliars and a blowtorch. (Screaming at attacker lying on the floor moaning minus his naughty bits from being blasted by Marcellus' shotgun) You hear me talking to you, hillbilly boy?! I ain't done with you by a damn sight! I'm gonna get medivel (sp?) on your ass!

Butch (pauses): No, I mean between you and me.

Marcellus Wallace: Between you and me? Well, now, there ain't no you and me. Not anymore. Two things I ask - one, don't tell nobody about this. This is between you, me, and Mr. Soon-To-Be-Living-The-Rest-of-His-Shortassed-Life-In-Agonizing-Pain-Rapist here. Ain't nobody else's business. Two - you leave here tonight. Right now. And when you gone, stay gone or you'll be gone. You lost your L.A. privledges. Deal?

Butch: Deal.

Marcellus Wallace: Now get the f**k outta here.

Also from Pulp Fiction


END TRIGGERING MATERIAL


Keep the thread going, guys!

Peace and love,

Scot \:\)

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#124167 - 07/26/05 07:23 PM Re: Favorite quotes from the movies
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"There are people who eat earth and eat all the people on it like in the Bible with the locusts. And other people who stand around and watch them eat."
(from The Little Foxes, 1939, starring Bette Davis)

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