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#124151 - 07/16/05 02:07 PM Re: Favorite quotes from the movies
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Loc: I would like to know also
not a movie but from the simpsons

"Some day I have the feeling I will be explaining this to a therapist"

And

" I saw aome evil and dark things last night at your secret meeting and I want in"

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#124152 - 07/16/05 10:51 PM Re: Favorite quotes from the movies
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Another line from another Scorcese film made famous by Joe Pesci.....

Funny? You think I'm funny? Funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? Is that it? I wanna know how YOU think I'm FUNNY! - Goodfellas

Henry, why are you dressed like a gangster? - Also Goodfellas

Wake up. Time to die. - Blade Runner

Try not. Do or do not. There is no try. - The Empire Strikes Back

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver, with fava beans and a nice chianti. FFFFNNNNNITHIPTHIPTHIPTHIP! - Silence of the Lambs.

We are the future, Charles, not them. They no longer matter. - X-Men

Hello, Clarice. - Again "Silence of the Lambs" as well as "Hannibal"

That's the same atrocious after-shave you wore during my trial - "Manhunter" and "Red Dragon" (Seeing a pattern here? :p )

Keep digging the quotes up!

Scot

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#124153 - 07/16/05 11:21 PM Re: Favorite quotes from the movies
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Finding Nemo

[the Tank Gang is watching the dentist]
Deb: What have we got?
Peach: Root canal, and by the looks of those X-rays, it's not going to be pretty.
Bloat: Dam and clamper installed?
Peach: Yep.
[Dentist drills and patient screams]
Peach: Now he's using the Schilder technique.
Bloat: He's been favoring that one lately. He's using a Hedstrom file.
Gurgle: That's not a Hedstrom file, that's a K-flex.
Bloat: It has a teardrop cross section, clearly it's a HEDSTROM.
Gurgle: No, it's a K-FLEX.
Bloat: HEDSTROM.
Gurgle: K-FLEX.
Bloat: HEDSTROM.
[inflates]
Bloat: Oomp. There I go. I'll be over here.
Deb: [sighs] I'll go deflate him.

Dory: Hey there, Mr. Grumpy Gills. When life gets you down do you wanna know what you've gotta do?
Marlin: No I don't wanna know.
Dory: [singing] Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim.
Marlin: Dory, no singing.
Dory: [continuing] Ha, ha, ha, ha, ho. I love to swim. When you want to swim you want to swim.
Marlin: Now I'm stuck with that song... Now it's in my head.
Dory: Sorry.

Dory: I saw a boat.
Marlin: You did?
Dory: Yeah, it went by not too long ago. Follow me.
[few seconds later]
Dory: Would you quit it? What, the ocean isnt big enough for you or something like that? You got a problem? Huh? Do ya, do ya, do ya? You wanna piece of me? Yeah, yeah! Ooh, I'm scared now! What?
Marlin: What? You said you saw a boat.
Dory: A boat?
Marlin: YES.
Dory: Hey, I've seen a boat. It went by not too long ago. It went... this way. It went this way.
Marlin: Wait a minute, you already told me which way the boat went.
Dory: I did? Oh, no...


Shrek

Puppets at the Information Center: [singing] / Welcome to Duloc / Such a perfect town / Here we have some rules / Let us lay them down / Don't make waves / Stay in line / And we'll get along fine / Duloc is a perfect place / Please keep off of the grass / Shine your shoes / Wipe your... FACE. / Duloc is, Duloc is / Duloc is a perfect... place.
Donkey: Wow. Let's do that again


Shrek: Ogres are like onions.
Donkey: They stink?
Shrek: Yes. No.
Donkey: Oh, they make you cry.
Shrek: No.
Donkey: Oh, you leave em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.
Shrek: NO. Layers. Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.
[sighs]
Donkey: Oh, you both have layers. Oh. You know, not everybody like onions

[Shrek, Donkey, and Fiona are in the forest. Shrek burps]
The Donkey: Shrek.
Shrek: What? It's a compliment. Better out than in, I always say.
The Donkey: But that's no way to behave in front of a princess.
[Fiona burps louder]
Princess Fiona: Thanks.
The Donkey: [to Shrek] She's as nasty as you are.

[Donkey thinks he's dying]
The Donkey: Oh man. I can't feel my toes.
[Looks down and yelps]
The Donkey: I don't have any toes.
[Sits down]
The Donkey: I think I need a hug.


Princess Fiona: Shrek's hurt.
The Donkey: What? Shrek's hurt? Oh, no, Shrek's gonna die!
Shrek: Donkey, I'm fine.
The Donkey: You can't die on me, Shrek! I'm too young for you to die! Keep your feet elevated! Turn your head and cough! Does anybody know the Heimlich?


This thread has prove that I have absolutely no life! Enjoy the quotes.

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Every corner, every city
There's a place where life's a little easy
Little Hennessy, laid back and cool
Every hour, cause it's all good
Leave all the stress from the world outside
Every wrong done will be alright
Nothin but peace, love
And street passion, every ghetto needs a thug mansion

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#124154 - 07/16/05 11:34 PM Re: Favorite quotes from the movies
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Dogma

Loki: The last four days on Earth. If I had a dick, I'd go get laid. But we can do that next best thing.
Bartleby: What's that?
Loki: Let's kill people.
[Lady next to Loki spits out her coffee]
Loki: [to lady] Oh, not you.

Nun: You don't believe in God because of Alice in Wonderland?
Loki: No, "Through the Looking Glass". That poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter" that's an indictment of organized religion. The walrus, with his girth and his good nature, he obviously represents either Buddha, or... or with his tusk, the Hindu elephant god, Lord Ganesha. That takes care of your Eastern religions. Now the carpenter, which is an obvious reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter's son, he represents the Western religions. Now in the poem, what do they do... what do they do? They... They dupe all these oysters into following them and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en masse. I don't know what that says to you, but to me it says that following these faiths based on mythological figures ensure the destruction of one's inner-being. Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions... by inhibiting our decisions, out of... out of fear of some... some intangible parent figure who... who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says... and says, "Do it - Do it and I'll fuckin' spank you. "


8 Mile

B. Rabbit: Hey Sol, do you ever wonder at what point you just got to say fuck it man like when you gotta stop living up here and start living down here?
Sol: It's 7.30 in the morning dawg.

Jimmy Smith Jr: Hey don't be talkin' about my mom or my fuckin' car. I hear everything.
Sol: So he a ninja now?

B. Rabbit: In fact dog, here's a pencil, go home, write some shit, make it suspenseful; and don't come back 'til somethin' dope hits you. Fuck it, you can take the mic home wit you.

[Free World is a rap group]
Cheddar Bob: Fuck the Free World.
B. Rabbit: Shut up, Cheddar.
Cheddar Bob: What? Future said it...


imdb.com is the greatest. \:D

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Every corner, every city
There's a place where life's a little easy
Little Hennessy, laid back and cool
Every hour, cause it's all good
Leave all the stress from the world outside
Every wrong done will be alright
Nothin but peace, love
And street passion, every ghetto needs a thug mansion

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#124155 - 07/16/05 11:58 PM Re: Favorite quotes from the movies
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Posts: 71
Loc: Sweden
Come ON demonboi - HOW can you quote Finding Nemo on this site without the following
***
Sharks: [reciting] I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food.
***
Bruce: Hello. My name is Bruce.
Anchor, Chum: Hello, Bruce.
Bruce: It has been three weeks since my last fish, on my honor, or may I be chopped up and made into soup.
[Anchor and Chum applaud]
Chum: You're an inspiration to us all!
Anchor: Amen!
***
[Marlin and Dory are each pulling on the mask; it snaps and hits Dory in the face]
Dory: Ow!
Marlin: Oh, I'm really sorry. Are you okay?
Dory: Ow, ow, ow!
Marlin: I'm so sorry.
Dory: You really clocked me there. Am I bleeding?
[a wisp of blood floats from Dory's nose]
Marlin: Ohh!
Dory: Ow. Ow. Ow.
Bruce: Dory, are you okay...
[Sniffs the blood; his eyes turn black]
Bruce: Ooooooooo, that's good...
Chum, Anchor: Intervention!
***
Dory: Hello. My name is Dory. I don't think I've ever eaten a fish.
[the sharks applaud]
Dory: Whew. Glad I got that off my chest.
***
[as Bruce bangs against the door of the sunken ship]
Dory: Who is it?
Marlin: Dory, help me find a way out!
Dory: [to Bruce] Sorry. Could you come back later? We're trying to escape.
***
Bruce: Heeeerrrreeee's Brucie.
***
Bruce: Now there goes a father. Looking for his little boy.
[starts crying]
Bruce: I never knew my father!
Anchor: Come on, group hug.
Chum: We're all mates here, mate.
***
Bruce: Today's meeting is Step 5: Bring a fish friend. Everyone brought a fish friend?
Anchor: Got mine.
[a small fish shivering with fear]
Dory: Hi there!
Bruce: What about you, Chum?
Chum: Oh... um... I seem to have misplaced my, um... friend.
[a fish skeleton peeks from Chum's teeth; Chum quickly sucks it back in]
Bruce: That's all right, mate. I had a feeling this would be a hard step. You can help yourself to one of my friends.
Chum: [Taking Marlin] Thanks mate. A little chum for Chum, eh?
***
And of COURSE
Marlin: Good feeling's gone

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#124156 - 07/17/05 02:00 AM Re: Favorite quotes from the movies
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Loc: Maryland USA
Star Trek, the Journey Home

Kirk: "You're not exactly catching us at our best."
Spock, under the lingering influence of too much LDS in his misspent youth: "That much is certain."
\:D

Thanks,

Joe

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#124157 - 07/17/05 04:12 AM Re: Favorite quotes from the movies
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Loc: Claremore, Oklahoma
"I'll be Back!"

Any Arnold movie.

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#124158 - 07/17/05 10:33 PM Re: Favorite quotes from the movies
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Another Schwartzenegger (sp? I have no friggin' clue how to spell his friggin' Austrio/Germanic name! ) quote:

Remember when I said I'd kill you last? I lied. - Commando

Heey, Luther! That hurt? It looked REAL painful to me! - 48 Hours

Everybody repeat after me: Dick is Good! Dick is Good! - The Destinguished Gentleman (Eddie Murphy version)

You mean I won't get darker? - The Jerk

Crap! - Hellboy

You idiot! You made me! You dropped me into that vat of acid. It's hard to get over something like that, and don't think I didn't try! - Batman

Why is it when I do something bad, it's evil, but when GOD does something bad, it's His will? - The Witches of Eastwick

Goooooooooosfraba........ - Anger Management

Hey, it's me.
Prove it.
You're a dick.
Okay. - A Wolverine and Cyclops bonding moment from X-Men

That's a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you? - Spider-Man commenting on Bonesaw McGraw's (Randy Savage) taste in wrestling outfits from Spider-Man

He's a regular man. He enjoys women, brandy....
Killing... - Oskar Schindler and Isaak Stern discussing the hobbies of labor camp kommendant Amon Goethe from Schindler's List

All of this, of course, proves that when it comes to having no life, others may say they don't, but I AM the no-life king! \:D

Peace and love,

Scot

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#124159 - 07/20/05 03:45 PM Re: Favorite quotes from the movies
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Ah!! so many-

http://www.uselessmoviequotes.com

Holy Grail

"You've got two empty halves of coconuts and your bangin um together!"

King Arthur: What are you then?

French Soldier: I'm French. Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king.

Sir Galahad: What are you doing in England?

French Soldier: Mind your own business.
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French Soldier: You don't frighten us, English pig-dog! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. I blow my nose on you, so-called Arthur-king, you and your silly English kiniggets.
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"Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up . . . we'll all get up . . . it'll be anarchy!" - The Breakfast Club

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Mitch Taylor: Did you know there's a guy living in our closet?

Chris Knight: You've seen him, too?

Mitch Taylor: Who is he?

Chris Knight: Hollyfeld.

Mitch Taylor: Why does he keep going into our closet?

Chris Knight: Why do you keep going into our closet?

Mitch Taylor: To get my clothes, but that's not why he goes in there.

Chris Knight: Of course not, he's twice your size. Your clothes would never fit him.

Mitch Taylor: Yeah?

Chris Knight: Think before you ask these questions, Mitch. Twenty points higher than me, thinks a big guy like that can wear his clothes? - Real Genius


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Hey, easy on the Hannibal quotes guys, remember, my offender was a cannibal! But then again, hannibal "... only ate the rude... free range rude he called them."


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#124160 - 07/20/05 08:42 PM Re: Favorite quotes from the movies
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I'm sorry Curtis. The thing is, as far as fictional villains go, Anthony Hopkins in "Silence of the Lambs" was the only one, to THIS day, that truly scared the living Hell out of me. Most other movie villains are protrayed as either too complex to be scared of, or too laughable.

To wit: Everyone I knew of at the time was scared out of their minds when they heard (and saw) Jack Nicholson in "The Shining" say.....

Here's Johnny - The Shining

or.....

"Home run!" - The Shining

However, in retrospect, I think truly one of the scariest characters in moviedom was Travis Bickle from "Taxi Driver." I mean, who can forget when he finally goes out of his mind with the great quote....

Suck on THIS! - Taxi Driver

Another quote worth requoting....

I am here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm aaaaaaaaaaall outta bubblegum! - They Live

My mom's gonna be so pissed! - Scream

Oh SHIT! - National Lampoon's Animal House

Another one from Animal House, but it requires some stage-setting: The guys from Delta House hijacked dates under false pretences and stopped at a club where the band, Morris Day and the Knights were playing. The all go in, not realizing that it's a club patronized by black people (the movie was set in late '50s - early '60s, so don't blame me!). Among the other ways the male patrons try to let them know they're not welcome are to dance with their female companions and generally hover around the table menacingly. Then comes Flounder's timely statement.....

Flounder; "Uh, we were just......."
Otter; ".....LEAVING! What an excellent idea!"
And they all haul outta dodge, leaving the ladies behind.

Okay, that was a bit much. But please keep 'em coming!

Peace and love,

Scot

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