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#123795 - 04/12/05 10:49 PM Conversation stoppers (MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO SOME!)
crisispoint Offline
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Registered: 09/24/03
Posts: 2154
Loc: Massachusetts
For those interested, I'll be getting back to my Pick O' The Week on a more regular schedule (i.e. WEEKLY! \:D ) soon, but in the meantime, here are some things I use to shut down unwanted conversations. They may be rude and offensive, but I think they're smashing and useful!

"You know, I've got a scab shaped like Mother Theresa."

"Would you mind holding my colostomy bag while you're standing here?"

"Of course I wouldn't mind hearing about your last boyfriend. Want to hear about my list of restraining orders?"

"I like you. You're funny. Stop laughing at me!"

"You're boring me, so let's just end this before I die from lack-of-interest."

"The best thing I got from smoking? My stoma!"

"I can chew gum with my navel."

"I like you best when you're not here."

"Keep talking. It drowns out the voices in my head."

"Comparing rashes is SOOOOOOOOO sexy!"

"I'm itchy."

"Are you SURE you don't want to be Saved?"

"You're here and I've got one bullet left. Coincidence?"

"Jesus talked to me the other day. He told me to tell you to cut it out."

"I like bagels."

"May I have your socks?"

"Jenga!"

"Someone needs a hug!"

As always, please feel free to add your own.

Peace, love, and obnoxiousness.

Scot

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There are reasons I'm taking medication. They're called "other people." - Me, displaying my anti-social tendancies

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#123796 - 04/15/05 05:13 PM Re: Conversation stoppers (MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO SOME!)
lost_in_thought Offline
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Registered: 06/18/04
Posts: 97
Loc: Florida
Well, thank God I'm psychotic, or who knows how I might react?

While you were finishing that sentence, eightteen children just died of swallowing glass.

I have attention defi....ooo something shiny *walk away*

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If there was a mispelling in the dictionary, how would we know?

Please let go; thatís the palm I breathe with.

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The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over. - Hunter S. Thompson (July 18, 1937 - February 20, 2005)

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