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#122824 - 11/30/06 08:17 PM
Boy, have I had days like this...
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From the Orlando Sentinel Judd said Apgar told deputies he was smoking crack-cocaine at the adjacent park, but it was unclear why he was naked or why he was attacked by the alligator. I think that's the coolest sentence I've ever read, ever. Story
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#122825 - 11/30/06 08:30 PM
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#122826 - 11/30/06 09:05 PM
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I was visiting a friend down in DC and read in the Washington Post that EMTs went to a rescue scene and found an over turned van and the occupants were: driver, 1 boa, 1 python all on acid. Only the drive was not shot by the police.
Happened in VA.
ribbit,
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#122828 - 12/01/06 08:18 PM
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He probabl thought it was just a lizard that he could pick up and play with  OMG :p ste
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#122829 - 12/03/06 05:08 PM
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On the other hand, I've never had a day quite this bad .
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#122830 - 12/03/06 07:23 PM
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Little boys should be careful with knives  ste
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#122831 - 12/03/06 11:05 PM
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Melliferal, I haven't read the story yet, but I've a tendency to agree with you concerning that sentence. My god that one brings my imagination to life! I'll go read it now!  John [edited to add the following] Strange, strange, strange...
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#122832 - 12/04/06 02:50 PM
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Happy full moon. Once again I was kept off the roof, sharp objects have been hidden and I am at work writing this because my modem died at 9:30 pm last Friday. AArrrrgh.
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#122834 - 12/10/06 07:36 PM
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Every time I get up on the roof, they send a fire crew to rescue me Maybe if I smoke crack I can fly up and down at leisure ste
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#122835 - 12/10/06 11:31 PM
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The tooth fairy gives me a lift; she's a cross-dressed Peter Pan. Yes, the neighbors hide the chickens and sheep.
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#122836 - 12/11/06 01:33 PM
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this is the first time that i have been to this forum. this stuff is funnier than hell. Ste, if you smoke crack you might get to fly up and down at your leisure but you might find yourself naked in an aligators mouth (LOL). So maybe cracks not the answer unless you have a thing for reptiles (LOL). light and luv, sis
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