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#122824 - 11/30/06 09:17 PM Boy, have I had days like this...
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From the Orlando Sentinel

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Judd said Apgar told deputies he was smoking crack-cocaine at the adjacent park, but it was unclear why he was naked or why he was attacked by the alligator.
I think that's the coolest sentence I've ever read, ever.

Story

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#122825 - 11/30/06 09:30 PM Re: Boy, have I had days like this...
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haha that is GREAT!


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#122826 - 11/30/06 10:05 PM Re: Boy, have I had days like this...
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I was visiting a friend down in DC and read in the Washington Post that EMTs went to a rescue scene and found an over turned van and the occupants were: driver, 1 boa, 1 python all on acid. Only the drive was not shot by the police.
Happened in VA.

ribbit,
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#122827 - 12/01/06 09:02 PM Re: Boy, have I had days like this...
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AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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#122828 - 12/01/06 09:18 PM Re: Boy, have I had days like this...
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He probabl thought it was just a lizard that he could pick up and play with \:\)

OMG :p

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#122829 - 12/03/06 06:08 PM Re: Boy, have I had days like this...
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On the other hand, I've never had a day quite this bad .

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#122830 - 12/03/06 08:23 PM Re: Boy, have I had days like this...
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Little boys should be careful with knives

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#122831 - 12/04/06 12:05 AM Re: Boy, have I had days like this...
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Melliferal,

I haven't read the story yet, but I've a tendency to agree with you concerning that sentence. My god that one brings my imagination to life!

I'll go read it now!

\:D \:D \:D

John

[edited to add the following]

Strange, strange, strange...

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#122832 - 12/04/06 03:50 PM Re: Boy, have I had days like this...
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Happy full moon. Once again I was kept off the roof, sharp objects have been hidden and I am at work writing this because my modem died at 9:30 pm last Friday. AArrrrgh.

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#122833 - 12/10/06 07:56 PM Re: Boy, have I had days like this...
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Kept off the roof? Amateur astronomer?

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#122834 - 12/10/06 08:36 PM Re: Boy, have I had days like this...
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Every time I get up on the roof, they send a fire crew to rescue me
Maybe if I smoke crack I can fly up and down at leisure \:D

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#122835 - 12/11/06 12:31 AM Re: Boy, have I had days like this...
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The tooth fairy gives me a lift; she's a cross-dressed Peter Pan. Yes, the neighbors hide the chickens and sheep.

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#122836 - 12/11/06 02:33 PM Re: Boy, have I had days like this...
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this is the first time that i have been to this forum. this stuff is funnier than hell. Ste, if you smoke crack you might get to fly up and down at your leisure but you might find yourself naked in an aligators mouth (LOL). So maybe cracks not the answer unless you have a thing for reptiles (LOL). light and luv, sis


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